Yesterday may have been Eschaton but today is Elysium. The sun shines, Mass has been said, sturdy venison sausage pasta is on the go and all is well in this focal plane of the great state of Texas. Elsewhere? Maybe not so hot, but it's alright here, today.
Speaking of elsewhere, I've heard that many people in this country don't cook at home, they have these trophy Viking ranges and kitchens full of status gadgetry, but it's all unused. Instead, they eat out every day or did before our wise and beloved Administration made this unaffordable for all but the socialist rich.
You know what they say, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others. That in mind, Doktor Swankenstein sent in this helpful infographic, here it is:
Diversity is our strength, eh?
Salve,
LSP
Not using the kitchen gear saves a lot on cleaning supplies, the savings are needed to defray the cost of eating out. And eyeglasses? It's all that cleaning that gets them scratched. Clean tactically.
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ReplyDelete@sambo, I have seen many behaving like feral apes during protests and demonstrations. Is that close enough?
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