Like him, love him, hate him, the world's richest man wins a prize for top level alpha trolling. Yes, Elon Musk strolled into Twitter's swanky hi-tech millionaire socialist HQ in San Franscisco carrying a sink. "Let that sink in," tweeted Musk in a typical bout of internet jollity as he prepared to take over the leftist social media giant.
But Elon wasn't kidding, let the firings begin. Per Zerohedge:
Just minutes after the world's richest man has reportedly closed the $44 billion deal, The NYTimes reports that, according to sources that declined to be identified, the Twitter executives who were fired include:
Parag Agrawal, Twitter’s chief executive.
Ned Segal, the chief financial officer.
Vijaya Gadde, the top legal and policy executive,
(censorship czar)
Sean Edgett, the general counsel.
At least one of the executives who was fired was escorted out of Twitter’s office, they said.
Where will they go, these fired multi-millionaire tech socialists , Tik Tok, Meta, Linkedin, Pinterest? Who knows, maybe they'll just retire on their severance. According to Zero, Agrawal is set to receive $38.7 million, Segal is set to receive $25.4 million and Vijaya Gadde will leave with $12.5 million. Nice payback, eh?
And what cost socialism. Some pigs, gentle readers, are more equal than others or to put it another way, "the bell tolls for the end of the first chapter of Twitter's life as a deep state narrative-enabling machine." Let's see how that works out.
In the meanwhile, well done Elon for running around Twister HQ with a sink, credit where credit's due. And please feed the DOGE$, everyone's favorite pup's been sleeping for far too long. Oh, and restore the banned LSP account, thx.
Cheers,
LSP
Nice conclusion to the on again, off again, buyout.
ReplyDeleteWell done, Sir!
To The Moon!
Never been a Twitter subscriber so no dog in the fight. I do like his style.
ReplyDeleteChanneling Trump: "You're fired!"
ReplyDeleteDon't let the door smack you on the (edited) on your way out, L.O.L..
Yes, drjim AD LUNA.
ReplyDeleteHey, good luck with mining.
He has his points, WSF.
ReplyDeleteI scorn Twister but like that he's messing up the tech left nest.
Disgusting severance pay. I still won't tweet; but good for him sticking to his guns.
ReplyDeleteI’m sure that the minions will receive far less as they’re shown the door. -LL
ReplyDeleteGood news this way sometimes cometh.
ReplyDeleteMakes me hopeful once again for my mahogany speedboat powered by twin Lamborghini V12's.
They'll resurface at some other liberal rag/site... And good on him!
ReplyDeleteDaily Timewaster has posted some stuff people have been putting up to test the waters. Good stuff. Swallow your Dr. Pepper before having a look. You have been warned.
ReplyDeletehttps://dailytimewaster.blogspot.com/2022/10/your-good-news-of-day.html
Of course they're millionaires, NFO, Socialist Millionaires. Stand clear of the stench of hypocrisy.
ReplyDeleteWow, Wild, quite a thread, eh?
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, most of the execs at tweeter have 10's of millions of $ in severance,
ReplyDeleteThat, Kid, does seem to be the case. Let's see how this goes. In the meanwhile, DOGE$ at a 50% rally. Nice and I'm holding.
ReplyDeleteDOGE, Nice !
ReplyDeleteC'mon, pup! Wen Lambo?
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