Saturday, July 23, 2022

The New Green Military



Did you know that the US military, the most powerful, deadly armed force the world has ever seen, is going green as well as trans? That's right, green, environmentally friendly, leading the way to net zero carbon emissions and the well being of Gaia, fragile planet earth. How?

By divesting its destructive power from killer fossil fuel and making its war machines run on electricity. Our beloved and popular Commander-in-Chief promised as much in April, on Earth Day. Here he is, Old Uncle Joe himself, "Every vehicle in the United States military is going to be climate-friendly. We're spending billions of dollars to do it." 





Leaving aside the canting hypocrisy of an environmentally friendly war machine, step back in awe as 7.62 plants poppies, consider the prospect of a future war. A near peer-to-peer conflict with China in the Pacific and Russia in Europe.

Imagine, ChiComs and Russkies roll over the start line with their binary gender macro aggression, non-pronoun armies, and we rainbow trans roll out to meet them. A ferocious clash of arms ensues; we do well, Western green tech is better than their Sov inspired rubbish. But then... disaster!




Right there, perhaps on the steppes of the Ukraine itself, we run out of charging stations for our tanks, IFVs, self-propelled guns, tracked air defense, mobile artillery, trucks, MWRAPS, MLRS. All of it, the whole nine yards grinds to a halt because there aren't electric outlets on the field of battle. Oh dear.





By its own admission, the Biden administration's going to spend billions of dollars on this puerile, risible, corrupt, dropped-on-head-as-infant idiocy, which is bad enough. In the meanwhile, the US Army's received one electric Humvee, "It has more than 1,000 horsepower, and 11,500 pound-feet of wheel torque, allowing it to achieve 0-60 mph in 3 seconds." Here's a photo:



Hmmmm. I kinda want one.

Cheers,

LSP


6 comments:

  1. "...allowing it to achieve 0-60 mph in 3 seconds."

    Sweet. We can drag race our enemies for pink slips.

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  2. These greenie dumb s**ts are going to get all of us killed.

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  3. All it will take is an EMP pulse to put it all out of commission, right? No need for charging stations.
    Of course if they are covered in solar power regenerating skin and only fight on sunny days, good to go, right Parson?
    You all be safe, stay cool and God bless.

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  4. I was thinking exactly that, RHT. You are psychic.

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  5. WSF, have we reached peak insanity? Close, surely.

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  6. Whoa, Linda, TACOPS! And good call. I got sidetracked by charging stations and forgot EMP. Good call.

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