Mathematics. 2+2=4. Simple truth, right? No, you Nazis, racist white imperialism. So let's get with Woka Cola and stop oppressing our dusky brethren persons of color with the racist assumption that they can add and subtract. How very top Nazi Cecil Rhodes.
But seriously, when you get rid of truth what are you left with? Opinion and force, to say nothing of infernal pride and the deadly, insane logic of the Pit.
Note SMLE? Or some kind of "double"?
Speaking of which, we wonder, why does Satan thrash so furiously? For the same reason that the doomed Fuhrer did in his bunker. In the face of utter defeat, burn it all down. He failed, and so has the Devil.
Your Pal,
LSP
Did Satan fail Algebra 101?
ReplyDeleteI assumed Satan must have invented Algebra when first confronted with it. Then I was introduced to Calculus and was disabused of the notion.
ReplyDeleteGood news. I was afraid I'd have to learn ebonics.
ReplyDeleteNext the Lefty lunatics will say that gravity is a white construct, which works well for us normal's when these "question everything we know to be truth" goofballs decide they can fly.
ReplyDeleteSomeone is bound to think this is another CIA lie put out there to keep non-whites from qualifying for good jobs.
ReplyDeleteWSF, our Adversary hates math with a passion. OK, there's some common ground...
ReplyDeleteWWW, the devil's in the detail.
ReplyDeleteWe must thank God, Kid, for his mercy!
ReplyDeleteBut Camper, you haven't heard gravity's racist? Report yourself, immediately. Fly to the gulag.
ReplyDeleteI blame Mossad, Pewster. Or the CCP, or both.
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