OK, you have to give a paper in one of the nation's Conventicles of Satan universities or military academies, like Westpoint or Sandhurst. So far so good, but what's the title? Use this handy guide to find out.
In my case, Reimagining The Self In an Intersectional Framework.
Rather good, eh? Hope you score well.
Cheers,
LSP
The Politics of Agency Intersectional Framework.
ReplyDelete"Performing Forms of Opression as a Form of Erasure"
ReplyDeleteBy Doctor Swankenstein PhD
Doctorate in Gender Studes
Situating the Self Through a Critical Lens.
ReplyDeleteI don't even know what the heck that means, so my talk will instead be on Why Cats are Smarter Than Dogs.
LOL, I wouldn't be surprised to find out some of those ARE real titles...
ReplyDeletea reading of dissent as performance
ReplyDeletewhere was this in high school, I'm damn good at BS but this is a masterpiece
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance
Baffle them with bull shit
Got me out of High School
Activating Bodies In New Media
ReplyDeleteCan I get a grant?
Nice title, WSF.
ReplyDeleteDr. Swankenstein, if the shoe fits...
ReplyDeleteThat's a very provocative talk, Adrienne!
ReplyDeleteNFO, my thoughts entirely.
ReplyDeleteEgyptian, there's most definitely a genius to this alphabetical quiz.
ReplyDeleteEd, that's very telling.
ReplyDeleteYes, a grant's most definitely in order!
Debating Aesthetics as a Form of Erasure.
ReplyDeleteI like it. It rings of Soviet Active Measures combined with a Systemic Racism in a nice sour cream based sauce with onion and garlic. The rest of the ingredients are secret.
Kid, it's weird, I think, to see the strange accuracy of these titles. Like a kind of Lib Ouija. Hmmmm.
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