Startling footage from a NASA Mars rover appears to show a giant statue of the Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, on the Red Planet.
While some believe the statue depicts a slave owning Egyptian Pharaoh, careful analysis by a leading UK xenologist says otherwise, that the off-world monument is the Church of England's top bishop figure.
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"It appears to have eye, nose, chin and a very extended forehead, which may have occupied a more enhanced brain. And it's clearly wearing a mitre. All features of Justsin Welby [sic]," stated the ET expert who wishes to remain anonymous.
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The colossal pharaonic statue of the Archbishop of Canterbury on Mars comes at a difficult time for the Church of England, which has accused itself of systemic racism and plans to remove statues from its churches and cathedrals to end injustice.
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Whether the declining denomination's statuary purge will extend to Mars has yet to be seen. Lambeth Palace declined to comment.
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There's a reason we keep sending rovers to Mars. No doubt this is it. To confirm this rover theory is true, I noted that "a trader" who is anonymously oft cited on CNBC's pages tells us that "the stock market is going to go up forever now". "Because".
ReplyDeleteThis statue figures prominently in his analysis. He is also a private pilot, an amateur metallurgist and he also predicted Trump would win in 2016. He says he knows the secret to getting rid of belly fat and also knows someone who claims to know a Mason.
Looks like we need to skip Mars and keep going....
ReplyDeleteSo is he one of the Lizard People, Parson?
ReplyDeleteEnquiring minds want to know!
"It is life Jim, but not as we know it".
ReplyDeleteA contingent of Antifa needs to be sent there to pull that statue down.
ReplyDeleteKid, I was a little surprised to see Justsin had put up a large Pharaoh statue of himself on Mars. Doesn't he know that Pharaohs owned slaves?!?
ReplyDeleteI've sent a complaint.
I know it seems disheartening and wrong, Ed, but we must not give up, ever. Take. Back. Mars.
ReplyDeleteThat's interesting, drjim. The consensus is that Lambeth Palace has been taken over by Mantis People or "Mantids." This would make Justsin more insectoid than reptilian.
ReplyDeleteAnon, that's very well put.
ReplyDeleteExactly, Jim. They need to make themselves useful, for goodness sake.
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