Via Babylon Bee:
Sources are reporting that Trump has dealt a killer blow in his ongoing war against his sworn enemy, the U.S. Post Office. In a move of sheer, mind-blowing brilliance, Trump directed the Post Office to put his face on every single stamp, forcing the Democrats to reverse course and abolish the institution once and for all.
The new stamp, dubbed "The Trump-Stamp," to be used on all pieces of mail features a smiling Donald Trump, with the caption "GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER."
Read on, or perhaps you'd like to watch the Democrat Convention. Unlike everyone else.
Speaking of which, have you seen all the people protesting in person that it's not safe to vote in person? What can we say, settled science.
Cheers,
LSP
Somehow I sense you are not a registered Democrat.
ReplyDeletePlease send a letter so I can have one!
ReplyDeleteThey should not be self-sticking postage stamps. Liberals should be forced to LICK THEM if they want to send a letter.
ReplyDeleteLL - In that case, may be they should put the Presidential back side on the reverse? Just for the giggle.
ReplyDeleteLL !
ReplyDeleteJules, those awesome stamps are already eminently collectible.
ReplyDeleteFour More Years.
I'm glad you catch the subtle nuance of this low key mind blog, WSF.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, LL.
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YES.
Anon, now you're talkin.
ReplyDeleteKid, I know!
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