Monday, June 29, 2020

Cheer Up Kids, It's Not All Bad!



Don't be sad, readers, statues have their say too.




And so do Labs.





Uncle Don's standing strong too. See Rasmussen.


In related news, the Episcopal Church's local representative just drove by in his red Porsche. Odd, in a 67 year-old man? Perhaps. Whatever, he assured me the Mission's missing millions had been returned to the church's frozen investment account. 

"Thank you! So much better than a lawsuit in Tarrant county, don't you think?" which is exactly what would've happened otherwise.



Sadly Lost in a Terrible Boating Accident

I invited my friend to a cheerful glass of wine, and a celebration of the successful conclusion of our business. He declined, curiously.

Don't say embezzlement,

LSP

5 comments:

  1. I'm glad that life at the compound hasn't changed, that the DLC is soldiering on and with the funds to buy its own Ferret...

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  2. Glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I saw that statue picture.

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  3. So, local representatives with the Episcopal Church have red Porches? Nice. I wonder how I can get that gig, I like red Porches as much as the next 67-year old guy....

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  4. Yeah, but he was a lot lighter when he left.

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  5. Hrmmm, 67 and driving a Porsche? Smells to me...

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