California's declared a state of emergency. Not before time, say the experts, just look at the Governor's hair. Remarkable, let's get a closer look.
Weaponized
Whoa. Did the hair escape from a bioweapons lab? Is it an artificial weaponized virus from a P4 facility in China or something Newsom grew all on his own? It can't be natural.
Just look at it, terrifying. So thanks, "Governor." Californians can now look forward to some kind of lockdown, which obviously won't apply to illegal aliens because that'd be racist. The hair needs votes.
Virus
Perhaps you remember the halcyon days of the Soviet Union. The fortunate Communists weren't allowed to leave their countries because socialism was so very, very awesome.
Workers of the world unite,
LSP
A state of emergency frees up more money for them to steal.
ReplyDeleteIt’s not the virus we fear. It is Government REACTION to the virus that we fear…
ReplyDeleteI recently discovered that this puke is nana pelosi's nephew...
ReplyDeleteAs Rahl Emanuel famously said, "Never let a good crisis go to waste".
ReplyDeleteGruesome Newsome is doing his best to destroy Kalifornia.....
ReplyDeleteThat, LL, is an excellent point. And of course their greed is fathomless.
ReplyDeleteBur Anon, I'm confused. Are you suggesting our transnational elite Overlords aren't our friends?
ReplyDeleteI think there's a re-education center for that kind of thing.
It just goes on and on, Kid. One good thing, perhaps, is that the lid's been lifted a bit in the last few years. Let's see some justice.
ReplyDeleteWSF, I'd momentarily forgotten Rahm. Now I remember. What a satan.
ReplyDeletedrjim, I was struck by its weaponized hair.
ReplyDeleteScary.