Alien abductee Daryl Sims has issued a dire warning to humanity in an explosive online interview, do not contact aliens because they are malevolent and evil con artists:
"When people have a positive contact experience, that means you have accepted the program. Some people have died as a result of attempting alien contact while others have been injured.
They Come to Help!
"You will experience a feeling of awe and that the aliens are here to help the planet and all these wonderful things – none of which they have ever done."
Sims continued, stating that abductees have been kidnapped by space aliens and regret the experience, they "don't like what happens":
Off-World
"On the other hand, there is another group called alien abductees, who feel they have been kidnapped or taken without their will. These people often remember parts of the event, sometimes all of it and they don’t like what happens."
A Typical Grey
Spokespersons for the Episcopal Church, Anglican Church of Canada, the Church of England and Pope Francis declined to comment.
Here at the Compound we urge extreme caution when interacting with extraterrestrials.
Ad Astra,
LSP
Ever notice aliens generally have a snake-like appearance. Ew!
ReplyDeleteThere's all that unwholesome anal probing to contend with...best avoid them. That's why we have a big, beautiful space force. Let the professionals eradicate space aliens.
ReplyDeleteHehehe Good one!
ReplyDeleteSure glad you have warned us, thanks Padre.
ReplyDeleteI was once abducted by an alien who kept me for 2 years until we got a divorce.
ReplyDeleteI've had my suspicions about a few folks.
ReplyDeleteJIm, they're well founded.
ReplyDeleteI've been there and bought the sweatshirt, Kid.
ReplyDeleteBrig, I try to help. Be careful!
ReplyDeleteTerrifying, NFO!
ReplyDeleteI'm all in favor of the SPACE FORCE, LL. For obvious reasons.
ReplyDelete#RodsFromGod
Sue, that's a very good if unsettling point. Reptilians?
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