Back in the day a guy in a unit I was in acquired a pet monkey who was one mean little SOB. One of the other guys took it on himself to torment that monkey at every opportunity. One day I was hanging around the company area when that individual came tearing around the corner of a hooch like his buttocks were in flames with the monkey in hot pursuit. It seems that someone set the monkey loose and he was out for payback. I'm betting on the monkey.
Monkey for a hundo.
ReplyDeleteMonkey better look'n than those priestesses, monkey for a c note, Padre.
ReplyDeleteNeed odds.
ReplyDeleteTake my bet out of the monkey’s ass...you know what that means. Your readers may not.
ReplyDeleteBack in the day a guy in a unit I was in acquired a pet monkey who was one mean little SOB. One of the other guys took it on himself to torment that monkey at every opportunity. One day I was hanging around the company area when that individual came tearing around the corner of a hooch like his buttocks were in flames with the monkey in hot pursuit. It seems that someone set the monkey loose and he was out for payback. I'm betting on the monkey.
ReplyDeleteI’ll take the monkey for a “C’...
ReplyDeleteKid, I'll raise you.
ReplyDeleteHah! Double or quits, Brig.
ReplyDeleteOdds on the monkey, WSF. Yes, I know the wymmyn priestesses are scary but the monkey has brutality.
ReplyDeleteLL, I've yet to get that floor safe but sure as Jarrow gets a tranny I'll buy one. Or preferably shoot it.
ReplyDeleteJim, monkeys are fierce! They almost always win a cage match, even against wymmyn priestesses.
ReplyDeleteDouble or quits, NFO and my money's on the monkey.
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