Here we are, on the very cusp of Holy Week, so big thanks goes out to the Minneapolis Desk for sending in this helpful infographic.
All the world's welcome, except St. Paul, Jesus, and everyone else who's had the backwards, flyover country temerity to think that marriage is somehow confined to men and women.
All means ALL, peasants, so get with the program and hurry up with turning yourselves into sexless drones of the NWO hivemind.
Think, once the patriarchal oppression of gender's removed you'll be free, at last, to do the will of your bi-coastal elite rulers. Wesley's doubtless turning in his grave.
So to cheer you up, here's this, sent in by our bureau chief in Wales:
You can sign up for a one day course on axe making here. What you do with the axe afterwards is entirely up to you.
Have a beautiful and blessed Palm Sunday.
Your Friend,
LSP
I love Palm Sunday.
ReplyDeleteI really worry about some of the music you listen to, LSP. It's not healthy ;-)
Make an axe and don't fear the reaper, LSP.
ReplyDeleteI’d like to go on an axe making course. Over here you can learn to throw them at 🦄. 😄🥓
ReplyDeleteAx throwing? Never really did that though I used to be okay throwing a tomahawk.
ReplyDeleteGenghis Khan reportedly decided not to conquer India after meeting a unicorn, which bowed down to him; he viewed it as a sign from his dead father and turned his army back.
ReplyDeleteNever throw an axe at springy wood.
ReplyDeleteWith membership declining, need to get proactive. Hence, all welcome.
ReplyDeleteThoughts of axes, tomahawks, and redemption floating around in my head. Then I saw this--
ReplyDeletehttp://knuckledraggin.com/2019/04/i-laughed-6/
You would be surprised how well these are balanced for throwing--
https://www.vaughanmfg.com/Products/SH2-22-oz-Standard-Half-Hatchet__20520.aspx#.XLOxhth7m2w
Kid is right. Do not throw at springy wood. Pro-tip--do not shoot your 1851 Navy cap n' ball at Juniper trees.
Juliette,the Great Khan was fearsome but are Texans made of sterner stuff?
ReplyDeleteQuite the toe tapper, Adrienne. But I had to link because the person who sent in the infographic wrote/sang the song! He's a Mass going catholic, btw.
ReplyDeleteLL, I agree on BOTH counts.
ReplyDeleteI've never been good at it, Jim, but I would like to learn some axe smithing. Just coz.
ReplyDeleteKid, that is an excellent point well made.
ReplyDeleteThey keep trying that stunt, WSF,and double down when it doesn't work. Not far off the definition of insanity, come to think about it.
ReplyDeleteRHT, thanks for the resource!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll be careful with those pistols...