Friday, January 18, 2019

Government Shutdown - The Poetry



It is shut down now
And you weep and gnash your teeth?
The bird sings with joy.

What better way to capture the pathos, the triumph, the victory, the sheer poetry of the Government Shutdown than in verse? Perhaps the haiku says it best:

Climb aboard the bus!
But the flight is cancelled.
Yes there is a God.


And from Kid:

I love tree barks most
I love ants climbing tree barks
Scr*w the democrats.


So haunting! LL, inspired by the muse, wrote these trenchant lines:


Hillary is Satan's Valentine,
Her husband Bill takes ANYTHING that walks on two legs.
They are model Democrats.


And one reader sent this:

When the Government is all shut down 
And Jupiter aligns with Mars 
Then walls will guard the borders 
And MAGA will steer the stars.

Beautiful, isn't it. Do you have a Government Shutdown poem? Please don't be shy, send it in.

Age of Aquarius,

LSP

14 comments:

  1. Will the government shut down last until Easter?

    And will all of the drones be resurrected by Congress then?

    Or will they all be furloughed for good?


    The whole haiku format makes it easier to write bad poetry doesn't it?

    There's not a lot of desperation on the part of bureaucrats, because they know that they'll get back pay so it's really more of a holiday for them. A friend of mine (furloughed) just took his wife and three kids on a five-day Disney cruise while on 'vacation'. Except that he did not have to use vacation days. Nice work if you can get it.

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  2. Bad poetry?!? But LL, there's a lot of power in "Hillary is Satan's Valentine." Of course part of the poetry lies in the joy of the cruising bureaucrats, captured, I think, in these important lines, "And you weep and gnash your teeth? The bird sings with joy."

    Please, someone, anyone, drain the swamp.

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    1. Swamp draining detail reporting for duty. We start with Trump.

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  3. titled; Karma is a bitch

    There was an old witch from DC
    Who had it in her mind to flee
    From responsibilities she deemed to trite
    When on the bus she did see to her fright
    The fury of the great maga so bright
    To end her flight in disgust
    And be thrown under the bus
    and Shiff for brains did alight
    With his eyes popping out of his head

    I failed poetry class

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  4. Oh, I like that last one on your post.

    After 30 days, that'll be Sunday, Trump can eliminate some of these positions. I hope he eliminates about 700,000 of the 800k. He has nothing to lose as the fed 'workers' don't vote repub or Trump anyway, and the media can't possible hammer him any more than they are right now.

    Then this will have some value.

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  5. Something there is that doesn't love a wall.
    That sends the frozen-ground-swell under it,
    Pelosi's botox face.

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  6. Of the two furloughed I know of, one is an FAA inspector/manager.
    The other a forensics investigator.
    Not a good sample of the type to RIF.

    My favorite poet is Tarzana Joe.

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  7. Egyptian, I know you're modest and that's a great and perhaps foundational virtue but what a good poem!Thanks for sending it in, posted.

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  8. Infidel! That's beautiful, posted.

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  9. Ah, Ed. I thought your poem was excellent but this...

    I never doubted government
    No not in the slightest
    For the people we elected
    Were the best-est and the brightest
    Their ideas were spectacular
    Their plans would never fail
    For they likely went to Harvard
    Or if not, they went to Yale
    Lately, though, their leadership
    Is more of a disaster
    And I think that second graders
    Could solve our problems faster...

    Is genius.

    Tarzana Joe forever.

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  10. As in open order, Anon, right dress.

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