Sunday, November 25, 2018

Archbishop of Canterbury Goes Gender Neutral Christ Still King




By now all the world knows that Justin Welby, the Archbishop of Canterbury, doesn't think God is male or female.

Welby, who's popularly known as Justsin, dropped this theological bombshell at St. Martin-in-the-Fields, stating, “God is not a father in exactly the same way as a human being is a father. God is not male or female. God is not definable."




Good heavens, there was everyone thinking the necessary Being of the Deity was just a scary old bloke in the sky with a beard. Now we know, thanks to Justsin, that God's a bit more than that and we can only speak of the Creator by analogy.

We know where Justsin's earthshaking logic leads. God's a perfect spirit, beyond gender so, drum roll... we should have wimmin priests and bishops, trans education in church schools, and get rid of all those pesky male personal pronouns invented by the patriarchy to keep the people down.




Let's go further, in the bold spirit of boundary breaking Justsinian theological inquiry. 

God's neither male nor female, obviously, so we deploy gendered language to describe the divinity as a kind of construct. And what's human gender but an invention, a construct? Which means that hybrid no-sex transsexuals reflect the reality of God better than anyone else. So make them bishops.




The problem with this, apart from the fact that it's completely wrong, is that some analogies are better than others and that the ones we use, as Christians, are definitively revealed in the Person of Christ, who was notoriously a Man and taught us to pray to God as Father. Geoffery Kirk, at Ignatius, makes the point and you can read it here.

But feel free to break with revelation in favor of the spirit of the age, disregarding the truth given to us by the Word made Flesh. Go right ahead, disobey your Sovereign King and see where it gets you. 




Just don't be surprised if you wake up to find a demon gnawing on your shinbone.


LSP

10 comments:

  1. So glad to see that all the crazies are not being harbored in the Roman Church. It gives me Hope.

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  2. Hmm. I wonder what gender the golden calf was.

    Love the Pooh graphic. Hopefully he comes to his senses
    and exercises his right to arm bears--

    https://imgur.com/gallery/ZapWC

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  3. Adrienne, we've got a surfeit. So don't worry, you're not alone.

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  4. What a great infographic, RHT!

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  5. Ed, the blood of the matyrs cries out. I don't say that lightly.

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  6. I'm not saying that somebody needs to arrange a meeting between Welby and God. That will happen as a matter of course. The damage that the freak does will count against him when the counting is done. It's interesting that the African Anglicans think that he's full of crap.

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  7. The Africans aren't having it, LL. They're not as developed as Welby.

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  8. Trying to have a politically correct religion? Doesn't that fly in the face of the Church's history?

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  9. WSF, how much of the Church's teaching can you jettison and still claim to be part of the Church? An awful lot if you're the CofE, apparently, but I get the feeling no one's very much fooled.

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