Everywhere you turn, a new bomb; it's getting hard to move without falling over a random bomb, just ask Robert De Nero. So where do they all come from?
Who sent the bombs?
Why did they send them?
Will the deluge of bombs never end?
What evil would turn people into crazed bombers?
Disturbing, isn't it.
Time to call in the bomb squad!
Thanks /pol,
LSP
There's a rotting fish in the center of this wave of bombs that were sent and didn't kill anyone.
ReplyDeleteThe Postal Inspection Service is quite good (unlike the FBI) and I'm sure that they'll get to the bottom of this...and yes, likely a Democrat.
Haha. That is my guess, too.
ReplyDeleteI have no personal experience with Pillsbury pizza-crust-in-a-tube, but to be fair, if it's anything like those biscuits-in-a-tube that Juliette seems to like, they WILL go off with quite a bang.
ReplyDeleteBTW: "bad orang man" run through Google's Indonesian-to-English translator comes out as "bad man man". Dunno why that strikes me as funny. The <3h sleep last night probably explains most of it.
A little too convenient with the timing here.
ReplyDeleteIt reeks, LL, at least to me and millions of others. Embarrassing to think that the Posties would be more competent than the FBI.
ReplyDeleteBut ffs, the Dems left their name all over the bombs. Like, DON'T PUT YOUR NAME on the RETURN LABEL.
You could teach these fools a thing or two, obviously. I see a lucrative consultancy.
Linda, they really need to consult their PRs.
ReplyDeleteI haven't tried weaponized Pillsbury, Mike C, but it's tempting. Juliette threatens to cook up a batch, let's see.
ReplyDelete"Bad orang man man"? Just laughed!
Ain't it just, Jim.
ReplyDeleteNaw, not a Democrat. This has the markings of a Democratic Socialist (yes, there's a difference; Bernie supporters are dumber). James Hodgekinson (the baseball field killer) was a Bernie guy, and this smecks of his mindset. Although ol' Jimbo would have put a blasting cap and timer in them), but the sentiment is similar.
ReplyDeleteOff topic. Saw this over at Wirecutter's place.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.amazon.com/Combat-Devotions-John-Dale-Gardner/dp/1934368253/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1540571597&sr=8-1&keywords=Combat+Devotions