Two stargazers were shocked when they spotted ACoC (Anglican Church of Canada) flying high above England's famous Yorkshire Dales.
Jayson Morehead, 21, and Keith Downlow, 23, got more than they bargained for when they went camping in the Dales to "look at the stars."
"We were looking at the stars," stated Morehead, "When it just popped up on the horizon, blinking red, purple and rainbow [sic]. Then disappeared back where it came from. I was not sure if I saw it but looked at Keith and his face was white.
"It was there one minute, then next it lit up like a bolt of lightening. It was like a flash and whoosh, it was gone. If I'd blinked I would have missed it.
"It was absolutely incredible. The stars were dots in the night sky and the Anglican Church of Canada was the size of a 5p. It was hard to judge how far away it was but it was definitely higher than the hills."
Why the diminutive ACoC was flying above the Yorkshire Dales only to suddenly disappear remains a mystery.
Fred Hiltz declined to comment.
Ad Astra,
LSP
Magic Mushroom season has started, no sane person is out-camping at this time of year!
ReplyDeleteThat, Anonymous, is an excellent point.
DeleteACOC has definitely left the planet, possibly in search of black candles to use in their communion. Why they should hover over Yorkshire is a mystery unless they are looking for young boys to abduct.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if this lends strength to your theory, LL, but ACoC was lit up like a rainbow.
DeleteCan't argue with facts!
Morehead and Download...? Really? Heh....
ReplyDeleteBut Jules, Morehead and Downlow were just a couple of Yorkshire lads, out camping. In the Dales. Under the stars and... ACoC.
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