Because this is a sustainable, green issue, eco-blog we're delighted to present Tree Hippies.
Here at the Compound we hope you find it as powerful as we do and, to quote one expert, "Ladies, if your boyfriend can't run a chain saw, you have a girlfriend."
We are stardust,
LSP
Dear Lord in heaven - these people are certifiable. They need to scream and cry? Ah, in a word, no. What they need is a shower.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne - a shower and soap. And Thorazine. If the Thorazine doesn't work, electroshock, and if that doesn't work a lobotomy. Or maybe just start with lobotomy and save the world the grief.
ReplyDeleteLSP, did the Austin hippies migrate to North Carolina? If so, that's disturbing. They're sort of an invasive species, like lampreys in the Great Lakes. When the president has finished building the wall along the border with Mexico, he needs to scrape up enough money to wall off Austin from the rest of the American South.
I have to agree with LL. A shower AND soap. And yes, Austin hippies do make they're way north.
ReplyDeleteBUILD THE WALL.
Where are the hunters?
ReplyDeleteWhere are the hunters?
ReplyDeleteUn effing believable!! I don't know if a lobotomy will even suffice as I think their hind brains are driving all of this. They need to be kept in an institution for the mentally insane and incapable.
ReplyDeleteIf we wall off Austin, I guess we can move the Capitol of Texas back to Washington-on-the-Brazos.
That, Juliette, is a very good question. But look hard and you might just be able to pick out LL...
ReplyDeleteBill, we've got to get on that wall.
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