Hybrid millionaire socialist, Shia LaBeouf, was arrested for attacking a fellow protester outside of a New York museum, where the self-styled performance artist is staging a demonstration against Donald Trump.
LaBouffe is famous for being a "hybrid," a radical socialist who is also rich to the tune of $25 million. Scientists say LaBeouf is proof positive for recent advances in bio-engineering, which allow experts to splice socialist and rich elitocracy DNA together.
“This is long enough," said a leading bioengineer, "for us to try to understand how the human and pig cells mix together early on without raising ethical concerns about mature chimeric animals. If it can work for Shia, it can work for anything.”
Shia LaBuffe was heard leaving the New York police station shouting "He will not divide us." whether this was a coded reference to his spliced socialist/capitalist DNA is presently unknown.
Das Kapital,
LSP
Das what??? I say, give Shia DAS BOOT!
ReplyDeleteHe's true to his Hollywood roots.
ReplyDeleteAre the actors going on strike yet? Are they moving to Mexico? Have they NO credibility?
I saw the video where he was arrested. The sight of his zombie followers chanting "they will not divide us" was truly frightening.
ReplyDeleteIf they'd put him in Rikers, Bubba would have 'divided' him alright... Maybe he needs a little time in jail to get his head straight! :-)
ReplyDeleteGreat film, Grunt.
ReplyDeleteDon't seem to, LL... Weren't Oprah/Miley/Madonna/Cher & Co. leaving? Rumours that the Canadian border is being or has been fortified may or may not be true.
ReplyDeleteShia is a special kind of millionaire socialist, Adrienne.
ReplyDeleteThat, Old NFO, is a very good call.
ReplyDeleteI look forward to the day when Shia gets hauled off for good to a federal penitentiary.
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