Pope Francis' Vatican has issued tough new directives requiring priests and seminarians to go green and take the "emerging planetary crisis" seriously by having an "ecological conversion."
Rome's eco-directive, called "The Gift of the Priestly Formation," goes on to state that “it will be necessary for future priests to be highly sensitive to this theme and, through the requisite Magisterial and theological guidance, help to acknowledge the appeal, immensity and urgency of the challenge we face.”
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Here at the Compound we take the urgency of the War on Weather very seriously indeed. That's why we favor the workmanlike Glock 21 and its 13 rounds of .45 ACP stopping power, capable of unnerving accuracy in the most adverse weather conditions.
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| A Glock and a Spyrderco in the War on Weather |
Some prefer the mighty .357 Magnum, but here's a thought.When the emerging planetary crisis has taken 6 rounds and you have to reload, the Glock 21's still firing.
Lead downrange, in the War on Weather.
LSP
Is the CofE going to follow in the Pope's wake?
ReplyDeleteThe reason that I'm asking is that I'd like some of the free solar panels they're handing out for the White Wolf Mine. Put me on the list plz. I'm not an Anglican, I'm a heathen, but all the more reason to try and sway me with trinkets.
I think the CoE's pretty much there, LL.
ReplyDeleteI'll shoot Lambeth Palace a text and see what I can hook up for the WWM. Hey,go green.
Perhaps the liberal's favorite Pope can ban the resurrection. I mean after all, all that energy being produced can't be good for the environment.
ReplyDelete#bringbackBenedict
We had solar panels on the roof for hot water on one ranch house, the thing they didn't think through was the electricity needed to pump the water up there, which was provided by a big diesel CAT generator...
ReplyDeleteLearning some of the background on who gets paid what on the wind farms in the Columbia gorge, interesting squandering of our tax dollars...
I think the Pope is off his rocker. And that's all I have to say about that.
ReplyDeleteDon't know what the Pope thinks he can do against God's design; but then I don't like this pope much anyway.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could get in on that solar panel giveaway, but since I don't like the pope, I expect that request would float like a rock, haha!
The war on weather was won with a sig...
ReplyDeleteInfidel, I agree. #BringBackBenedict
ReplyDeleteBrig, I've heard wind farms are pernicious but I'm no expert. Every weapon counts in the War on Weather!
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, it's hard to keep making excuses for him... #BringBackBenedict
ReplyDeleteBut Linda, maybe if you had an "ecological conversion" you'd be in with a chance?
ReplyDeleteMust get a Glock...hell, live in the UK...
ReplyDeleteMust move to Texas!!!
Haha. Maybe so, Parson. Maybe so. :)
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