One of the best things about the incoming Administration is Melania, and here at the Compound we're delighted to bring you Melania Mondays! A by demand (BW) new series featuring the popular First Lady in waiting.
Here she is, looking good in her famous "Pussy-Bow" blouse. Clever Melania!
Others, like the unattractive millionaire socialist, Rosie O'Donnel, aren't so happy and accused Melania's son of being autistic. Fiercely protective Melania is threatening to sue the grossly overweight celebrity lesbyterian.
Who knows, maybe the lawsuit will drive the aggressively unappealing Rosie to Canada.
Yes please.
LSP
I'm surprised the parents of autistic children everywhere weren't offended by Ms. O'Donnel.
ReplyDeleteWe can only hope that one celebrity will live up to their claims and move.
Be safe and a blessed week to you all.
I agree, Linda. But maybe Canada won't have her?
DeleteYou got me, LSP. This time, I thought it would be safe to look at your pictures. No demonic, soul-wrenching horror shows on a blog about Melania, right? Then, I flipped to Rosie. Game Over. Vengeance will be mine...
ReplyDeleteGrunt, I apologize. It starts so well and then... BOOM. Rosie.
DeleteLike an ambush.
Hell, I'D drive her to Canada if we could ensure she never came back!
ReplyDeleteDrjim, you're a BRAVE man.
DeleteThis is a great and beautiful series and I can't wait for the next Melania Monday. She is fabulous and speaks four languages. UNLIKE some celebratards out there. I do wish they would stop banging on...
ReplyDeletePoor Rosie. #nobodycares (Ha. Ha ha!)
Thanks for instigating this popular series, BW.
DeleteI posted a photo of Rosie being helicoptered to Canada. I hope that it wasn't a hoax. Melania is a national treasure.
ReplyDeleteDr Jim - if you were to take Rosie to Canada, do it in a stock trailer. You don't want to stink up your car.
LL, we live in hope. "Just get in the chopper, Rosie."
DeleteGood parson...why are you calling a fashion styling a "PUSSY" bow? If the bow reminded you of cutesy bows on kittens on old-timey post cards and the like, you should have thought twice before using the term in a photo of an attractive woman. In this prurient day and age...think twice before "tying one on", eh?
ReplyDeleteThat's a very good point, Felinity.
DeleteI'm going to miss Michelle Obama, strutting up and down the runway in her gunny sack wardrobe. Maybe she will run for office, win and then we can all enjoy making fun of her ugly attire yet again.
ReplyDeleteOne can only dream.
Fredd, some say that Michelle isn't a woman. I'm not saying they're right but not saying they're wrong, either.
DeleteFelinity - The good Parson is innocent. That's the actual name of that blouse in the fashion catalog. Named after the puddy tat.
ReplyDeleteAs LL has recommended, I'd have to rent a certified livestock trailer to haul her fat a$$ in, but I could probably raise enough with a kickstarter campaign to do it....
ReplyDeleteI heard Canada might build a fence... ;-)
ReplyDeleteI could see that campaign doing pretty well, drjim.
ReplyDeleteLinda, I think they're considering it.
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