Celebrity millionaire socialist, Lena Dunham, campaigned tirelessly for Candidate Clinton, filling Hillary's presidential run with a thick, cloying fog of canting hubris ridden smug.
Then bang, Clinton lost by a landslide and flew into an uncontrollable rage, slinging champagne bottles through hotel flatscreens and clawing at Mook like a wild beast. They had to sedate her as she thrashed on the floor of the Victory Suite, shrieking obscenities.
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| Painful at a Cellular Level |
And all thanks to Lena Dunham. Imagine the celebrity leftist's stomach churning waking nightmare when she discovered her idol had gone down in flames. It made her sick:
"Watching the numbers in Florida, I touched my face and realized I was crying. ‘Can we please go home?’ I said to my boyfriend. I could tell he was having trouble breathing, and I could feel my chin breaking into hives.”
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| A Clay Golem |
Yes, hives. Dunham's pain at costing Clinton the presidency bored right down to her inner being, to the "cellular level," and let's not forget the agony of betrayal, having to live with the fact that women didn't vote for Hillary:
"It is painful on a cellular level knowing those men got what they wanted, just as it’s painful to know you are hated for daring to ask for what is yours.”
“It’s painful to know that white women, so unable to see the unity of female identity, so unable to look past their violent privilege, and so inoculated with hate for themselves, showed up to the polls for him, too."
Yeah, they did. Sorry, Dunham, for some reason you failed to convince.
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| Loser |
Rumors that Canada is building a "Great Northern Wall" to keep Lena Dunham out of the country are entirely with foundation.
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If her boyfriend has to look at that picture of beauty, I'm not surprised he has trouble breathing. It should be him who broke out in hives.
ReplyDeleteI like how her tattoo of "Staunch" plays directly into your "Loser" caption in the last picture.
ReplyDeleteWell, Lena - this woman likes real alpha type men, not wussy pajama boy types. There is no doubt in my mind that you are what is known as a fag hag. I don't recall reading any gossip column about who you're dating.
ReplyDeleteHah. My violent privilege wouldn't let me vote for Killary. Absolutely right there. Neither disgust for what liberals are doing to this country.
ReplyDeleteAh Padre,
ReplyDeletelet it go, they lost, we won! Don't perpetuate their lowness by trying to ride their dead horse...
We really need to focus on what needs to be done to go forward. JMO
Lena's boyfriend had trouble breathing? Probably because he suddenly realized he was Lena Dunham's boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteBut that's just my white privilege speaking.
I don't understand a word of what she's spewing, it makes no sense.
ReplyDeleteShe and her hero lost. We won. Get over it. And then move to Canada, and don't dither. The US doesn't seem to be your kind of country.