Friday, October 7, 2016

Is Putin Still Awesome?



The people of New York seem to think so, and showed their affection for the Russian strongman yesterday by unfurling a giant banner of Vladimir Putin from the Manhattan Bridge.

Some onlookers were confused and didn't understand the purpose of the banner.

New York Loves Putin

“Everybody thought it was interesting," said one witness, "But nobody really got it. Nobody understood the political message or whatever message was behind it.” 


Pop Icon Superstar Jarvis Cocker Scorns Putin

I'd have thought the message was obvious. Vladimir Putin is awesome. You might disagree with that and if you do, ponder this. World renowned popstar, Jarvis Cocker, doesn't like Putin either.

Food for thought, eh?

LSP


14 comments:

  1. If Cocker doesn't like Putin, then nobody should.

    The LSP blog has bothered me for some time because you don't ask the Kardashians what they (or the Woman of the Year - Tranny Daddy) think. Now we have a split within the Kardashians with Kanye backing Trump and Kim backing the Bitch of Benghazi. With that sort of division within the oracle, I think that we need to default to Cocker. Does Cocker favor Crooked Hillary or Trump? I need to know what to think and it's so much more comforting to have celebrities do my thinking for me.

    I think that I need to search YouTube to find fat lesbians (witches) doing some sort of liturgical dance so that I can calm my troubled (and confused) soul.

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  2. Well, like Russia, NYC is a socialist workers paradise, thanks to our beloved mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (state name Bill de Blasio.)

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  3. Nobody's perfect. So let's whisper an oversight associated with Iron Vladimier.

    It seems (see last week's Economist) that new cases of AIDS are growing vigorously in Russia. The usual suspects for such an epidemic include gay sex and opioid injection. Is it just my delusion that Putin the Implacable suppresses both?

    Could it be that the Man is mortal just like you and me? Could it be that he's better at articulating goals than achieving them?

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  4. Nothing quite like a good dose of liturgical dance to calm the soul, LL. And then there's the Kardashians. Some say that Kim's a Hobbit. I'm not saying she is, but I'm not saying she isn't, either. I'm not sure what that makes Kanye.

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  5. Infidel, a quick "google search" for Bill de Blasio and Jarvis Cocker lists 38,600 results in 0.75 seconds. Accident? I don't think so.

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  6. Are you sure you're not a Britpop fan, Anonymous?

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  7. I still maintain that the Nobel committee got it wrong by giving the peace prize to Obama instead of Putin. Putin is such a lovable, rascally fellow. His only sin is that he's not the first black Russian president.

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  8. But Eupides, he's bombing our allies, Al Quaeda and ISIS!

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  9. You're right! That makes him a racist! All the Russians are racist! They are a complete basket of deplorables! By bombing our allies, they have denied Obama and his Enlightened and Divine Rule.

    Shame! Shame on Putin and his racist war.

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  10. The West abandoned the Christian East, Vladimir Putin fought for it. Let History judge both.

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  11. You will never understand
    How it feels to live your life
    With no meaning or control
    And with nowhere left to go
    You are amazed that they exist
    And they burn so bright
    Whilst you can only wonder why

    Jarvis just wants to live like common people.

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  12. Euripides, I sometimes get the feeling they don't take Obama very seriously.

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  13. That's the thing about Jarvis, Theodore. Genius.

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