It wasn't a complicated plan, far from it. All we had to do was fish, ride and shoot, three eminently achievable objectives in LSPland. But our old enemy, The Weather, had a different idea and it began to rain. That started on Monday and it hasn't stopped, which derailed most of the fishing and all of the riding and shooting. It's no fun to go slogging around in the mud if you don't have to.
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| A Typical St. Tropez Poolside |
In similar news, Leonardo DiCaprio met with his millionaire socialist friends in the well known workers paradise of St. Tropez to save the environment. They were particularly worried about overfishing, which is why the celebrity leftists reportedly dined on whole Sea Bass.
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| Saving The Environment, One Jet at a Time |
DiCaprio raised $40 million for the environment at his St. Tropez celebrity socialist gala. How much of that was offset by the cost of private jets and a chartered Sea Bass fishing fleet is currently unknown.
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| Millionaire Socialist Leonardo DiCaprio |
Leonardo DiCaprio is famous for getting into trouble with a bear.
Fish On,
LSP
If you're a prog, you don't really worry about the weather but you pretend to. First - In SoCal the weather is predictably good; Second - If it's bad weather where you are, you board the Gulfstream and fly to where the weather is good - so long as there is also a 5 Star resort there; Third - WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING? You wanted the US to win the war on the weather and it's raining in the summer in Texas. You won. Are you sure you're not a prog?
ReplyDeleteOn another note, rain is not an excuse for the cadets not to go out and make a mud run while you are inside the truck, shouting out encouragement to them.
Sorry it rained on your parade... we could sure use some, fire danger is HIGH! I don't care what de cap does with his money, it's his... or the people that pay to see his body of work... that's on them. I have a new shot gun coming, priorities!
ReplyDeleteDo as I say, not as I do, is all they know. And for some reason a lot of people suck it up and think they are such great people. I don't understand.
ReplyDeleteBe safe. Stay dry, and God bless.
The Hollyweird types are so far out of touch with reality that I often wonder if they need a Personal Handler to remind them to breathe.....
ReplyDeleteThe weather in Texas tends towards the extremes over the last few years. I was down there only a few years ago, and the place was a drought stricken tinder box. We drove up from Houston to Dallas for a football game, and the sides of the interstate were on fire, but nobody seemed to care, really.
ReplyDeleteNow the place is saturated with never ending rain.
I wonder what it will be like when I begin construction on my compound?
Hmmm. Mud run. Good idea, LL.
ReplyDeleteCareful with those fires, Brig. Congrats on the gun!
ReplyDeleteNothing quite like a millionaire celebrity socialist, Linda.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they need their own private island, drjim. Perhaps it'd have a tall wall around it with guard towers...
ReplyDeleteIt's really hard to tell, Fredd, but you might want to build something that floats.
ReplyDeleteIsn't there an amusement park in Texas with an ark?
ReplyDeleteI think there is...
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would you please add CC to your blogroll?
Sure -- unlike Satan I've been on vacation...
DeleteSure -- unlike Satan I've been on vacation...
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