Tuesday, June 28, 2016

The Clinton Bodycount Just Got Bigger



A former UN Ambassador for Antigua and Barbuda, John Ashe, was declared dead last week after a barbell fell on his neck. Ashe was set to appear in court this Monday, where he would have been co-defendant alongside "Clinton bagman," Ng Lap Seng.


Hahahaha! You're Dead!

According to Hidden Americans: "One source told me, 'During the trial, the prosecutors would have linked Ashe to the Clinton bagman Ng. It would have been very embarrassing. His death was conveniently timed.'”


Crazed

Ng was  linked by the US Senate to an operation that funneled hundreds of thousands of dollars to the DNC during the Clinton Administration, though he wasn't charged with any crime. However, old habits die hard and the hapless Ng is currently charged with smuggling $3.4 million into the US, along with his deceased-by-barbell co-defendant, Ashe.


Terminate

Strange how people who embarrass the Clintons end up dead. In other news, a former Secret Service agent has claimed that the Clinton White House was a cocaine-driven nightmare of out of control sex, paranoia and wigged-out rage. He's still alive, remarkably.

Cheers, 

LSP

10 comments:

  1. The Secret Service Agent needs a food taster and a spotter when he goes to the gym. I guess he thought of those things, having worked with the Clintons and all.

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  2. I'm guessing that he's taking, ahem, precautions.

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  3. Since she killed a black man, didn't she commit a hate crime?

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  4. Everything the Clintons touch turns to ash. Unfortunately, ash-for-brains Americans keep handing them power.

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  5. Just another story for the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy to bandy about. Speaking of which, are you going to say Grace prior to passing the three bean salad at the Annual Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Picnic, Pastor?

    I assume you've paid your dues and can show your membership card to get in to the festivities. I have.

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  6. You just ruined my Wed morning by posting those hideous photos of Killary with her mouth at full mast and her happy surprised bulging eyes. It is something certain women do that I consider so crude and unlovely as to make me squirm and want to slap them upside the head.

    In other news, another dead body is no surprise.

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  7. Yet another crime to add to the growing list, LL.

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  8. See you at the picnic, Fredd. It'll be fun.

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  9. I'm sorry, Adrienne. Wednesday morning Hillary counts as a rude awakening for anyone. The eyes, the mouth, the jowls of ambition and crazed lust for power, thinly veiling the real fear of being brought to account.

    Speaking of which, I was hoping LL would've sorted out that indictment by now...

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