The search for extraterrestrial life has taken an unexpected turn, with NASA photos showing what appears to be the Church of England buried beneath the dust and rock of the Red Planet.
SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Life) experts have analysed photographic evidence taken by NASA's Curiosity Rover, revealing a cross that's barely visible above the surface of Mars. Some claim it's all that remains of the Church of England.
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"Everyone knows the CofE (Church of England) went red a long time ago," stated one SETI analyst, "but no one's been able to find it until now. It was buried under the martian sand, a freak storm must have uncovered its cross."
A ruined arch, that pundits believe is all that's left of the Worldwide Anglican Non Communion (WANC), lies broken in the red sand covering the nearby Church of England, a reminder of the denomination's past splendour.
According to UFO Sightings Daily, "This is a very unusual find and probably a significant discovery for some readers here that are religious."
Whether the Church of England will break free of the red planet and dig itself out of the martian dirt remains to be seen. It's leader, Justsin Welby, was unavailable for comment.
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I think that it will take more than a little rover to dig the CofE out of the Martian crust.
ReplyDeleteTrue. They're going to have to invent a whole new class of excavator to solve this one. IMHO.
ReplyDeleteBut if they dig it up, who will own it? I sense a lawsuit.
ReplyDeleteYes, and it'll cost millions. As I understand it, TEC's taking bids and lawyering up.
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