Monday, February 8, 2016

Putin Gives King Beautiful Stallion, Gets Sword



Russian strongman and former KGB Colonel, Vladimir Putin, gave the King of Bahrain a stallion when the monarch visited Russia, and received a sword made from fine Damascus steel and precious metal.




The horse is called Khadjibek and is an Akhal-Teke, a breed known for speed, endurance and intelligence.




In 2010, Russia gave Barack Obama a Blue Ray disc set mounted in a wooden display box, and is now in control of Damascus, unlike Obama, who isn't.




Many argue that Vladimir Putin is the New Constantine.

LSP

8 comments:

  1. I like the sword much better than a box blue ray set of old Russian WW2 propaganda films, but that's me.

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  2. I agree, and note that Obama hasn't been given a horse. But really, what would he do with a horse. Rainbow Unicorn? Different story.

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  3. I'm sure that he'd be afraid of the horse. It's good of Putin to be thoughtful in that way and just give him a few inexpensive DVD's.

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  4. Can you imagine the 0 riding a horse? You've seen him ride a bike so just imagine. He is the ultimate gamma. Now, the First Wookie would be able to ride a horse, no doubt.

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  5. That was helpful, Robert. Now I have this image of the 1st Wookie, tearing down on horseback. Scary, by anyone's reckoning.

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  6. I stand duly abashed.

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  7. But in fairness, we're dealing with terrifying prospects all 'round.

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