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No one has dedicated a fragrance to US President, Barack Obama, which is doubtless a very good thing indeed. But if they had, what would it smell like?
Readers, over to you.
LSP
It would smell like a stock yard.
ReplyDeleteMy good Catholic upbringing prevents me from describing what an Obama scent would be like.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure many of your other readers will do the job just fine.
It would smell like old tuna fish sandwiches. True story.
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ReplyDeleteWe could call it "Chicago," LL.
ReplyDeleteAnd we mustn't forget "First Laytee," Adrienne.
ReplyDeleteMust look that up, Euripdes. Thanks for the tip.
ReplyDeleteFrom the Pit, Jenny...
ReplyDeleteHave you ever smelled the inside of an old tent?
ReplyDeleteI know that fragrance! Barack, by CAIR.
ReplyDeletehow about the odor that waifs off of he pile behind my dairy barn, o de south end of a north bound cow
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