Monday, December 21, 2015

The Right Gun For The War on Weather



Here at Team LSP we like to think of ourselves as solutions providers, a one-stop-resource-shop, ranging from theology to weaponry. That's why we went to a noted defense systems consultant, asking for his advice on the best gun to take to the War on Weather.


A Unicorn on a Rainbow, With Clouds

Our search parameters weren't easy. The weapon had to pack enough power to take down a cloud, but be accurate enough to shoot a sunbeam, or knock a unicorn off a rainbow. Not easy, you'll admit, but whoever said life would be?


MacMillan TAC 50 Bolt Variant


Fortunately for all of us, there's a solution. A .50 BMG precision rifle, supported by the Tracking Point aiming system.

Guiding it's projectile unerringly onto target, the Tracking Point assisted rifle is capable of neutralizing the most elusive threats the Weather has to offer, and because of pinpoint accuracy, it can do so with minimum collateral damage. And make no mistake, the mighty .50 has plenty of punch.


Girls Love .50s

There you have it. Problem? Solution, which is what we're all about, here at the Compound, helping you to win the firefight against our common enemy. 

Tracking Point sighting systems don't come cheap, but neither does war, on the Weather.

Semper Ubique,

LSP

12 comments:

  1. If you can persuade the government to buy a tracking system for my rifle (they can buy the rifle and ammo too), I promise to shoot up in the air and take out the weather.

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  2. I think we all need them. Perhaps you could call in some favors?

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  3. And for a squad weapon(?), far less, at not much more than 7k.

    Worth. Every. Penny.

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  4. I understand that knocking unicorns off rainbows is a noble calling... but, "Girls love .50s"?? Maybe...
    However, they "love, love"...

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  5. True... and what's not to love?

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  6. heh, no, no. I mean they "love, love Glocks." According to you-- and I happen to agree that the double love is reserved for a cool handgun. That's all I have to contribute to this post. :)

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  7. Jenny, you need a .38 Special. Just sayin'.

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  8. It's true. I'm a bit focused on my own personal obsession... Hard to appreciate other types of guns until I have my .38 Special under my belt.

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  9. That'll put a good-sized hole in the weather. Remember, though, that I'm first in line to take out that rainbow-riding unicorn.

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  10. Euripides, you have the first cold shot.

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