Wednesday, December 9, 2015

The RAF Goes To War Against ISIS, Chocks Away!


Not to be outdone by the German Luftwaffe, the fabled RAF has gone to war against ISIS, bringing fury, pandemonium, outrage and anguished hand-wringing to Britain's peace-loving populace. But perhaps the Eurolib, shariasymp left don't have to worry. According to the bellicose Daily Telegraph:

Britain’s full might consists of 16 strike aircraft, only ten of which can actually drop all the weapons we possess. In the six days and seven nights since MPs voted to authorise action on Syria, we appear to have carried out two raids and dropped a grand total of 14 bombs.

Rumors that the RAF only has 20 bombs in its arsenal and that its 16 "strike aircraft" are vintage Sopwith Camels, are unconfirmed. 

Chocks Away!

LSP

4 comments:

  1. There was a time when the sun didn't set on the British Empire.

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  2. Now I'm envisioning a new generation learning pilot's banter from that Monty Python skit!

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  3. Never too late to learn, old chap!

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