What started off as a routine mission on the International Space Station became something spectacular, as astronaut Scott Kelly saw the Diocese of Gloucester, flying high above the earth.
“We see here what appears to be a long, white diocese, maybe the Bishop of Gloucester herself,” said the astronaut. “It looks to have two lights on it, one on each end.”
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Others disagree, stating that the off-planet anomaly isn't the Diocese of Gloucester, or its bishop figure, Rachel Treweek, but a UFO.
"When an astronaut tweets a photo of a UFO," said UFO expert, Steve Waring, "you can bet people notice it. Scott Kelly likes to send out photos of the view from the windows of the space station… and they look cool. This one however has a cigar shaped glowing UFO with a metallic body in it. The UFO is about 25 meters long and 150-200 meters away. It looks like Scott was trying to hint at the existence of aliens. Message received Scott, and thanks."
UFO with aliens in it, or Diocese of Gloucester?
You, the reader, be the judge.
LSP
UFO with aliens in it, or Diocese of Gloucester?
ReplyDeleteIs there a difference?
Discerning minds want to know.
ReplyDeletePerhaps some ETs, come to help us in the War On Weather? We took some casualties the other day, so I'd say it's getting serious, enough that we may need otherworldly assistance.
ReplyDeleteThe way things stand, it seems no earthly power can save us...
ReplyDeleteSince I have no earthly idea who Rachel Treweek is, all I can say is, "Women need to take their play clothes off, and head back to the pews (or space station) where they belong."
ReplyDeleteTreweek is the new "bishop" of Gloucester. And I feel sorry for that diocese because it's obviously under a curse.
ReplyDeleteBut for sure -- head back to the pews! Goodness knows, they're sparsely inhabited as it is.
My sympathies for Gloucester.
ReplyDeleteI briefly stepped out of the pews, certainly not as a "minister" or "priest" or any such thing. However, I did think it would be a good idea if the Catholic Church brought back deaconesses. Not deaconesses as originally used, but full fledged, hanging out by the altar deaconesses. That was a low point for me. Talk about ego!
I'm happy to stay in the pews, now.
A lot of people who should have known better were pushing for that in '80s. Perhaps you were mislead?
ReplyDeleteNo blame to cast. I thought it up all by myself. I should have been whipped with an uncooked spaghetti noodle.
ReplyDeleteWell, error corrected. Just think, you could have ended up as an Episcopalien bishop figure, in Gloucester, under a curse.
ReplyDeleteWe must thank God for His mercy.