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Monday, October 5, 2015

Poppers!


There was a feast of dove poppers last night and that was followed by steak. I count that as a success, unlike Justsin Welby's fish rig, which clearly isn't.

Fail

In other news, a Swedish lesbian bishop figure is taking the cross off one of her Stockholm churches to make Muslims feel more at home.

Dhimmwit

You couldn't make it up if you tried. Well you could, but you don't have to, because it's true.

LSP
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11 comments:

  1. Julie CulshawOctober 5, 2015 at 10:32 AM

    Welby always has that insane smile on his face. He looks nuts.

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  2. LLOctober 5, 2015 at 10:36 AM

    Mental health requires that one eats one's dove poppers and beef steak in peace with out the TV on. Ranting Swedish lesbian bishops who are pulling the crosses from their churches, Obama trying to divert the nation's attention from humiliation at the hands of the Russians (yet again) and Biden pronouncing that tranny people may now serve in the military turns a tasty steak sour by the time it hits your stomach.

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  3. AdrienneOctober 5, 2015 at 11:26 AM

    As usual, I'm left speechless.

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  4. SilverfiddleOctober 5, 2015 at 11:32 AM

    Does anyone else smell smoke?

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  5. MattexianOctober 5, 2015 at 2:00 PM

    I'll second what LL said, adding that you might either spit out or choke on a popper or piece of steak, if you start ranting at the fools on TV. I'm sure Blue Floorsweeper wouldn't mind the spit-out food; likewise if you choke and pass out, more for him.

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  6. JCOctober 5, 2015 at 4:41 PM

    By smoke, do you mean brimstone?

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  7. LSPOctober 5, 2015 at 7:24 PM

    I think there's a strong smell of burning in the air, and it's not from the poppers...

    But I have to agree with LL. Do not eat poppers and steak with the TV on. Bad mistake, like nutty Justin's fish rig.

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  8. AnonymousOctober 6, 2015 at 12:13 AM

    Fish Head and Woolly Head?

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  9. LSPOctober 6, 2015 at 5:22 AM

    I think you're being kind to the Swede, Anon.

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  10. AnonymousOctober 6, 2015 at 9:23 AM

    I find the Prayer to St Micheal most appropriate lately. And Psalm 144
    Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war and my fingers to fight:
    ... rid me and deliver me .... from the hand of strange children
    whose mouth speaketh vanity, and their right hand is a right hand of falsehood.

    good luck dove hunting, LSP!

    --breadandbullets

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  11. LSPOctober 6, 2015 at 11:20 AM

    Thanks Anonymous -- the St. Michael's prayer is especially powerful, and I couldn't agree more with Psalm 144.

    God bless!

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