Right thinking people everywhere are wailing and gnashing their teeth in dismay and confusion, at the prospect of John Boehner remaining as Speaker of the House.
He's orange, like an Oompa Loompa; he might even be an Oompa Loompa. Here's a photo, to help you decide.
John Boehner, weirdly orange human being, or Oompa Loompa?
You, the reader, be the judge.
LSP
If his nose grew a horn, he would be more easily recognized as a RINO...
ReplyDeleteSo very, very true.
ReplyDeleteIf it stops him from crying I say let him stay.
ReplyDeleteConfession: I finally had to Google Oompa Loompa. Now I know. Don't tell anyone. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteHe's pretty sentimental, for an Oompa Loompa, Infidel.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should apologize, Adrienne. It's upsetting for the even the most cynical of us to discover that an Oompa Loompa is one of our nation's leading politicians.
ReplyDeleteMidwestern spray-on tan, for when there is snow on the golf course and you still want people to know that you aren't inside working all day.
ReplyDeleteLL, I don't like golf. Is that wrong?
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