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Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Burning Man Freak Fair Infested By Bugs. Shocka.


This year's Burning Man hippy throw-down was infested by bugs. "What!" You cry out in amazement, "A freak fair, infested by bugs!" 



Yeah, that's right, bugs, in the Nevada desert. The hippies brought them there.

Hippies Goofing Off Around a Fire

Hippies are notorious for bad personal hygiene, thieving, hustling, and lying around, out of it, when they're not goofing off around fires or dressing up like Indians.

"Indian"

There's very little water in the Nevada desert, which makes cleanliness difficult. Far out, eh?

Make of that what you will.

LSP
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10 comments:

  1. LLAugust 26, 2015 at 11:07 AM

    Most guys go to Burning Man to look at naked women...smoke dope...drink...drop acid...and remain unwashed for a week or more. Bugs, well, bugs follow.

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  2. LLAugust 26, 2015 at 12:08 PM

    The only thing that this circus is missing is an evil clown.

    I called a friend who works at Burning Man every year (State of Nevada employee) after I read your post. He has seen the evil clown there in the past but the evil clown hasn't been at the event for the past few years. Possibly a case of liver failure? They say that the Devil knows his own.

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  3. LLAugust 26, 2015 at 1:29 PM

    Burning Man starts next week in the Blackrock Desert. There is still time for you to attend. I think that there is a pressing need for exorcism at the event.

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  4. Chas S. CliftonAugust 26, 2015 at 4:34 PM

    You realize, I hope, that most attendees are not "hippies" in the old-sense but well paid professionals from the San Francisco Bay Area. Who else could afford the fees, the special gear, etc.?

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  5. Infidel de ManahattaAugust 26, 2015 at 5:23 PM

    Showering with soap and water is something the "man" does. As such it is beneath the dignity of our elite hippie class.

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  6. LSPAugust 26, 2015 at 6:20 PM

    It could be that The Clown has passed over to the "other side"? Vast quantities of cheap red wine can have that effect.

    And tell you what, I'll go to BMBD if you do. Take bug spray...

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  7. LSPAugust 26, 2015 at 7:24 PM

    I know, Chas. We're talking about rich art/design hippies. But the song remains the same -- thieving, hustling, no 'count goofing off. And guess what what? They're still infested with bugs, just like their poorer cousins. Such hippies.

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  8. LSPAugust 26, 2015 at 7:25 PM

    Yeah. Off the Man, Infidel. And, er, washing.

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  9. LLAugust 26, 2015 at 7:34 PM

    Maybe next year, LSP. A (rented) motor home is required. Tents are wiped out by the 50+ mph winds that sweep across the dustbowl.

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  10. LSPAugust 26, 2015 at 7:50 PM

    We'd need a decent rig. I'm thinking some kind of flat-bed, with an HQ/Living Quarters.

    That takes planning.

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