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Sunday, May 3, 2015

Joe Biden Champion of the Oppressed!



Vice President Joe Biden visited Dallas yesterday, where he spoke at a fundraising dinner for the oppressed LGBTQ community. 

Oppression

Where did the downtrodden, persecuted pansexualists meet? Why, at the Ritz-Carlton in Uptown, of course, where rooms start at $449 per night and guests can graze off Wood Grilled South Texas Sorghum Glazed Antelope and Coriander Crusted Lamb Chop.

Discrimination

And let's not forget the Yoakum County Akaushi Beef Filet and Chicken Fried Maine Lobster and Maple/Black Peppercorn Soaked Buffalo Tenderloin.

Persecution

It must be pleasant to be so oppressed.

Downtrodden

The Vice President Joe Biden is a big fan of Whitesnake, the New Transsexual World Order, butterfly knives, and votes. 

Creepy

The Biden is known to security as "Hands On."

LSP
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11 comments:

  1. jennyMay 3, 2015 at 4:31 PM

    hahaha -- you win prizes for those captions!

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  2. BrigMay 3, 2015 at 8:27 PM

    I would be ever so grateful if we stuck to Guns, Horses, Motorcycles, and Dogs and the occasional religious holiday... JMHO

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  3. LLMay 3, 2015 at 9:23 PM

    Biden does favor shooting a shotgun in the air if threatened...

    And yes, the oppressed need to be pampered. The imported, pickled hummingbird tongues should be of only the best, and collected from sustainable populations of hummers...Slow Joe is the perfect choice to be their spokesman because he apparently takes whatever comes along (and is damned grateful for it).

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  4. jennyMay 3, 2015 at 10:32 PM

    aha!! the only thing better than your captions is Brighid's opinion. All in favor!

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  5. LLMay 4, 2015 at 3:47 AM

    It makes me think of Louis XVI the Sun King and Marie Antoinette. What did it cost the taxpayers to fly old Slow Joe, his aids and entourage and security detail on Air Force 2 to Dallas? You know that they all stayed at the Ritz - in a celebration of perversion and of the perverse.

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  6. LSPMay 4, 2015 at 6:26 AM

    You can see how oppressed they are from the pictures of the humble Ritz, Jenny.

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  7. LSPMay 4, 2015 at 6:27 AM

    Must do more with horses, Brighid!

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  8. LSPMay 4, 2015 at 6:28 AM

    That's a good point, LL. How much did the Biden Suite cost? And what was the cleaning bill?

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  9. LSPMay 4, 2015 at 6:28 AM

    Jenny -- I'll do my best.

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  10. LLMay 4, 2015 at 9:39 AM

    I don't know who's creepier -- Biden or the freaks that he's there to entertain.

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  11. LSPMay 4, 2015 at 5:45 PM

    It's definitely a close-run thing...

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