I know, I know, it's been a long while since I posted a hog poem and I apologize for that. But here's something, inspired by Manhattan Infidel.
“Master thyself, then others shall thee beare”
Pull down thy
vanity
Thou art a beaten hog beneath the hail,
A swollen magpie in a fitful sun,
Half black half white
Nor knowst’ou wing from tail
Pull down thy vanity
How mean thy hates
Fostered in falsity,
Pull down thy
vanity,
Rathe to destroy, niggard in charity,
Pull down thy vanity,
I say pull down the trigger,
And slay the hog.
With no apologies to Mr. Pound.
LSP
"half black - half white" ...niggard in charity... why, he's slandering POTUS!
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid this poem may be racist. I thought it was just about shooting wild pigs!
ReplyDeleteMy hedgehog feels discriminated against. Why doesn't she have an ode on your blog? She's threatening to sue.
ReplyDeleteLook here, Jenny. I'm not a hater, but I'll see your hedgehog in court.
ReplyDeleteThis is outrageous. A hedgehog is just as hog poem worthy as a wild hog. You are implying that she is not an ACTUAL hog, which is preposterous and offensive.
ReplyDeleteThe emotional damage you've inflicted is causing her to overeat. She hasn't gotten out of her little sleeping bag all day. (Yes, she's nocturnal, but today it is due to depression.)
You simply have no right to refuse to dedicate a poem to her on your personal blog.
Ok, well, er, stay tuned!
ReplyDeleteNext thing I know you'll be refusing to bake her a cake or claiming some ridiculous personal freedom of speech.
ReplyDeleteWe all know that "discrimination" is the ultimate sin.
Freedom of Religion doesn't mean freedom to DISCRIMINATE!!
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