George Stephanopoulos is known around the world as a Hobbit who masquerades as an investigative journalist with a passionate love of tough, reasoned reporting, reporting that's all about uncovering the truth. Except when it comes to the Clintons.
That's because the Hobbit loves the wealthy Clintons so much that he gave three annual checks of $25,000 to the Clinton Foundation.
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And it's not just about money for the famous show-biz Hobbit, it's about time, too. That's why the small but rich celebrity spends so much it with the Clinton Global Initiative, on panels, giving prizes, sometimes simply attending, and entertaining all the millionaire socialists with its cute little hobbit tricks.
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Tricks? You know, like failing to tell its viewers of all the support its given the Clintons over the years while pretending to be a fact-finding journalist.
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| Short Hobbit |
Maybe the dismally tanking ABC will rid itself of its Hobbit liability, and the financially secure but truth-challenged little beast can trundle off to Mordor with Piers Morgan, in search of something precious, like a Hillary Presidency.
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Because as everyone knows, the Hobbit is all about Clinton Cash, not the news.
Dachas in Martha's Vineyard all 'round!
LSP
I think that Stephy-the-Hobbit can always find an executive position waiting for him at the Clinton Foundation if ABC dumps him.
ReplyDeleteBut if ABC does trim his sails, it will be losing a key member of its legendary objective reporting team.