There is growing concern in the Intelligence community that Hillary Clinton is being run by a malfunctioning artificial intelligence (AI), code named HARRIDAN.
"Her mistakes are beyond human comprehension," stated a source who prefers to remain anonymous for reasons of personal security, "The only explanation for this series of catastrophic blunders is HARRIDAN. The AI that's been running her is clearly broken."
Hillary has been plagued by a catalogue of embarrassing revelations ever since she announced her bid to become President of the United States of America, and the most powerful woman in the world. These include:
Preferred treatment to businesses that donated millions of dollars to the Clinton foundation, including Russian owned Uranium One.
Millions of dollars paid to the Clintons in speaking fees by businesses, such as Goldman Sachs, Barclays Capital and Deutsche Bank, who donated heavily to the Clinton Foundation.
False tax returns, which failed to list foreign government donations to the Clinton Foundation while Hillary was Secretary of State.
Using private emails and a private server to conduct government business, during Hillary's time as Secretary of State. These emails were subsequently deleted and the server "wiped clean."
Falsifying blame for the Beghazi massacre, in which a US Ambassador was tortured and killed.
Claiming to be poor, when in receipt of $200k+ speaking fees and the possession of multiple homes and mansions.
Pretending to be the champion of "ordinary Americans" while admitting to not driving a car since 1996.
Hillary Clinton dismisses these and other allegations as "absurd conspiracy theories." Is this yet more evidence that HARRIDAN's Truth Algorithm is broken and that her Personal Power AI (PPIA) has run amok?
Sources deep within US Intelligence believe that it is.
You be the judge,
LSP
Accidentally spilled my coffee on her ethics chip and shorted it out. My bad.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what to say. She may be an early prototype from the 40's of what a Stepford lesbian wife would look like. I'm thinking of the old black and white films such as The Bride of Frankenstein. I'm guessing that a few of the vacuum tubes have blown in recent years and the mad scientist that made her is in the grave (Edward Scissorhands mode) such that she can't be repaired. That's the only scenario that makes any sense at all.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen her working with a liturgical dance troupe lately? I have seen photos of those women on this very blog in the past and at least half of them look very much like Hillary. I may be going out on a limb, but the mad scientist that created Hillary could have also created a famous C of E Bishop as well...
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity - Hanlon
ReplyDeleteNever attribute to malfunctioning AI that which is adequately explained by having been a well used tool, who's time has come to an end. - OWL
Is Hillary going to beat this rap?
ReplyDeleteThis is the worst thing that she has ever done to us, sell us out to the Russians...
But will this stick, when nothing else has in the past, even though it's probably all true?
I can't imagine she can nail down the Dem nomination with all of this swirling around her, can you?
I mean, are the Dems that stupid, or desperate? The Dems have been pretty bullet proof lately, but Hillary Clinton is now looking like a truck full of Kryptonite....
Now look what you've done, Innominatus!
ReplyDeleteThat's interesting, LL, but it all makes sense.
ReplyDeleteHARRIDAN is an old valve amp AI. Sometimes the valves blow.
The Archbishop of Canterbury is a well known example of that very same legacy technology.
Well said, Owl. She's certainly a tool.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't look good for HARRIDAN, Fredd. I hope...
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