Monday, February 23, 2015

Millionaire Socialist


Millionaire socialist, Patricia Arquette, made an impassioned plea at last night's Oscars for "wage equality" for women, and called on "gays" and "people of color" to help with that.

"It's our time to have wage equality," said Aquette to the star-studded audience. To even things up, losers at the Oscars were given swag bags worth $168,000, which included a $20,000 astrology reading and multiple vacations.

A Pile of Cash

Patricia Arquette is an expert on wage inequality, which is why her net worth is only $24 million. 

I Want More Money!!

Rumors that the femsoc Hollywood star has a leading role in the upcoming movie, Canting Limo-Lib Socialist Millionaire, are just that, rumors.

All aboard the private jet,

LSP

13 comments:

  1. If she agreed to move several homeless families into her mansion, onto her yacht, etc. to help with the homeless situation in Los Angeles, she'd get a lot more street creds with me.

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  2. Yeah, when I heard this plea by an actress at the Oscars, I thought it was "rich".

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  3. Perhaps it's easy to talk about "wage equality" when you've got a mansion in Malibou.

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  4. I understand gays and so-called "people of color" (though technically the only ones without color are albinos) are pretty mad at her for calling them out and asking to share her elite oppression.

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  5. The Tweets are alive with the sound of oppression, Infidel.

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  6. I'm not saying that I'd live with that bitch, but if she wanted to donate the $168K swag bag to me, I'd take it, keep what baubles appeal and spread the rest around the hood like Sandy Claws, focusing on people I like rather than those I don't. That's my take on socialism anyway.

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  7. I don't blame you for wanting to root about in the Swag Bag, but it might be difficult. To keep, or not to keep, the Astrology reading? And if not, what would the local pawn offer?

    Just a consideration.

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  8. Greater wage equality is certainly an important cause. For the labourer is worthy of his hire, Luke 10.7 and Timothy 5.18

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  9. That's most certainly true, and I plan on being generous with my Swag Bag.

    Perhaps you'd like the Astrology Reading? It's worth 20K!

    But we have to ask, how much does Ms. Arquette pay her maid?

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  10. I'm sure that her maid is an illegal alien (wetback) that receives a sub-minimum wage.

    As to the astrological reading -- so long as they guarantee to make it come true (much like the government makes me pay taxes), if I hold a gun to the swami's head - like the IRS holds a gun to mine ------ it should all work out.

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