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Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Who is this Man?


Who is this man?



Why is he orange?



Why is he in charge of anything?



Is it some kind of Umpa Lumpa shill?

Answers, please.

LSP
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13 comments:

  1. AdrienneDecember 2, 2014 at 8:10 PM

    I'm not exactly sure, but I heard that Odumbo has him on retainer.

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  2. LSPDecember 2, 2014 at 8:29 PM

    I guess he's a kind of "Democrat"...

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  3. LLDecember 2, 2014 at 9:14 PM

    The orange skin is unique to particular sorts of aliens living among us. Obviously it applies to both the Oompa Lumpas and to the Speaker of the house, who hail from the same alien world.

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  4. LSPDecember 2, 2014 at 9:32 PM

    Now I get it! The Speaker is just this alien, from the same hmeworld as the Oompa Lumpas.

    Of course.

    And Barack, who isn't outwardly orange is, well, obviously, the Great O.

    It's like that unpleasant musical, with the green faced Pelosi woman. And Hillary, with the Monkeys...

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  5. LLDecember 2, 2014 at 10:06 PM

    You are perceptive, but then again you're the LSP and major of the Dallas Light Cavalry (Irregular). Most people don't get it.

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  6. LSPDecember 3, 2014 at 6:51 AM

    Thanks and it's true, the DLC does require a certain skillset.

    But I get a sinking feeling that people actually voted these creatures into power.

    not a good result.

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  7. LLDecember 3, 2014 at 7:37 AM

    What percentage of Americans know who the Vice President is? Maybe 15%? They do those random interviews on the street and people fail miserably. It's because Jon Gruber was correct. They're stupid.

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  8. LSPDecember 3, 2014 at 7:39 AM

    Even the thought of the identity of the VP is more than a little terrifying. And that's before we look into "polling".

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  9. Infidel de ManahattaDecember 3, 2014 at 9:57 AM

    I think all that crying has changed his body chemistry. Hence the orange color.

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  10. LSPDecember 3, 2014 at 10:03 AM

    That's an interesting point, Infidel. Does it preclude the alien theory or is it a "both and" sort of thing?

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  11. BrigDecember 3, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Taking a bit too much BHO carrot juice, per chance...

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  12. BrigDecember 3, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    a bit too much BHO carrot juice, per chance...

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  13. LSPDecember 3, 2014 at 6:25 PM

    I had to run that comment twice, because it's doubleplusgood.

    Carotene...

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