Monday, April 21, 2014

Episcopal Church Theology Spotted?

TEC Theology?

Baffled experts believe they may have spotted the Episcopal Church's (TEC) theology, flying high above Kansas City.

"There is no way to know the altitude and no way to judge its size as there is no point of reference," said Jeff Templin, who took the photo. However, Templin believes that the strange object "was quite high, at least the altitude passenger jets cruise over."

The Episcopal Church Flying High

While some have been quick to dismiss the mystery object as a stealth bomber or an alien spacecraft, others aren't so sure. "It's definitely not a B2," said one source who prefers to remain anonymous, "(it's) probably Episcopal Church theology on its way to bomb Texas."

Jefferts Schori, Crazed Boy Bishop, Mad Bomber

According to noted church lawyer, the Anglican Curmudgeon, TEC has spent well over $40 million bombing Christians with lawsuits in Texas and elsewhere in North America.

Black ops don't come cheap.

LSP


6 comments:

  1. I was in KC last week and saw no indication of defensive measures so your assumption that it's on its way to bomb Texas must presume that the Texans have no capabilities to reciprocate.

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  2. Their confidence is sadly misplaced, LL. Soon, very soon, we will take the war to them.

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  3. "There is no point of reference" is the best explanation I have heard for this strange phenomenology.

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  4. Just about sums it up, Pewster.

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  5. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Holy c**p, it is a Kamikaze!!!

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