Melania Mondays!

You've been waiting for it, we've all been waiting for it. Yes, Melania Mondays! is back, bringing you the latest in the life of America's glamorous First Lady. And what news it's been, as the former Slovenian model stepped out before the nation and the world at her husband's Inauguration.

Was she poised? Yes. Elegant? Undoubtedly. Did she make Jackie Kennedy look somehow frumpy? Some say that she did.

The Military Love Melania

Was the Sargeant who got to dance with her at the Armed Forces Ball a lucky man? Yes, he undoubtedly was. Is she the best looking First Lady ever? 

Melania gives the Magic Muslim and SloJo The Look

Maybe not to Rosie O'Donnell, laughably narcissistic Shia LeBoeuf, aging poptart Madonna and deranged Ashley Judd, but to everyone else the answer's obvious. Yes she is.

Well done, Melania, for doing your not inconsiderable best to make America great again. The nation is grateful.

MAGA,

LSP

Melania Mondays!

Time, like life itself, doesn't stand still and a whole week's passed since the last exciting installment of Melania Mondays! So what's been happening in the life of America's refreshingly attractive First Lady? Entente with Russia, that's what.

Victoria Tsyganova Shows Off Her New Collection

Famous Russian singer Victoria Tsyganova has sent Melania a special parcel via the Russian Post, a cashmere and fur jacket. According to Sputnik News, the singer hopes "that this jacket… will warm Melania's soul in difficult moments."

Furloving Melania

Here at the Compound we applaud this heartwarming gift to Melania and hope that the glamorous Presidential Consort's appeal to the Russian people will continue to play its part in thawing the recent Democrat fueled freeze in US/Russian relations.

Heartwarming Melania

Well done Melania for doing your part to stop an unnecessary, absurd, blatant attempt to save Hillary's dismally losing face by reigniting the Cold War.

Keep it up, First Lady!

LSP

Melania Mondays!

Yes, it's that time of the week again, the best time, the time we've all been waiting for. That's right, Melania Mondays! and what's America's stylish, attractive and smart First Lady been up to, apart from looking good and lifting the nation's spirits?

Golden Melania

Only having famous designers fall over themselves to make clothes for her, that's what, and who can blame them. Calvin Klein, Diane Von Furstenberg, Tommy Hilfigger, Zac Posen, Dolce & Gabbana, Victor de Souza, to name just a few, are all competing to dress the #MAGA presidential consort.

Creative Melania

Sophie Theallet, on the other hand, who made clothes for Michelle Obama is refusing to have anything to do with Melania. Tom Ford, who made a dress for Michelle Obama to wear at Buckingham Palace, has also said he won't make clothes for Melania because his brand is "too expensive." 

Happy Melania

Some commentators have called Tom Ford an "appalling hypocrite."

Looking Sharp Melania

Here at the Compound we doubt that  Melania's too bothered by Sophie and Tom's embarrassingly futile protest against the will of we the people. 

Then There's This

After all, it's not like she'd want to look like Mitchell Michelle anyway.

Uplifting Melania

Well done, Melania, keep making America great again!

Keep up the good work,

LSP

Melania Mondays!

It's everyone's favorite time of the week again, that's right, Melania Mondays! And what's America's attractive, stylish and glamorous First Lady been up to?

Melania, Smart and Beautiful

Celebrating New Year's Eve of course, at President Trump's swanky Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach, where the beautiful presidential consort appeared alongside her husband. 

A head turner, but not in a good way

In stunning contrast to the outgoing FLOTUS, Michelle Obama, Melania turned heads at the celebrity bash, appearing in an elegant black party dress.

Royalty

At least one observer was overheard stating, "She looked like royalty!" Here at the Compound we agree. Well done, Melania!

Fun loving and gorgeous

Happy New Year, First Lady!

LSP

Melania Mondays!

Hey everyone, it's time for Melania Mondays! and the latest news in the life of our nation's stylish and popular First Lady.

Unsurprisingly, designers are lining up to dress the glamorous presidential consort. Diane von Furstenburg, Tommy Hillfiger, Sam and Libby Edelman and now Calvin Klein.

When asked by a reporter if he would make clothes for Melania, Klein stated the obvious, "Of course I would." 

Michelle Obama in a gunny sack, right, with two women

Other dress makers have been less forthcoming, preferring to outfit Michelle Obama in what some commentators call "gunny sacks."

That's over now. Thanks, Melania!

LSP

Melania Mondays!

Some people don't like Mondays, they feel it brings the whole week down. But we don't feel that way at the Compound. And that's because Monday means Melania Mondays! and a chance for one and all to get an uplifting glimpse of the stylish, attractive and clever First Lady in waiting.

Imperial Melania

So what's the attractive and popular Melania been up to since last Monday? Only forcing the aggressively overweight sapphist, Rosie O'Donnell to apologize for bullying Barron. Well done, Melania, standing up for children everywhere! But there's a cloud on the horizon.

Elegant Melania

Michelle Obama's clothes designers won't make dresses for Melania. Disaster! Or not. Team consensus is that our kind and lighthearted Presidential Consort isn't too threatened by this. Don't ask us why, it's just a feeling, call it "instinct" if you like.

Oh my...

Just think, soon we'll have Melania in the White House, once she's sorted out Barron's schooling. Will that make a difference from what we've been forced to look at for the last eight long years?

You, the readers, be the judge.

LSP

Melania Mondays!

One of the best things about the incoming Administration is Melania, and here at the Compound we're delighted to bring you Melania Mondays! A by demand (BW) new series featuring the popular First Lady in waiting.

Here she is, looking good in her famous "Pussy-Bow" blouse. Clever Melania!

Others, like the unattractive millionaire socialist, Rosie O'Donnel, aren't so happy and accused Melania's son of being autistic. Fiercely protective Melania is threatening to sue the grossly overweight celebrity  lesbyterian.

Who knows, maybe the lawsuit will drive the aggressively unappealing Rosie to Canada.

Yes please.

LSP