tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3407817413258733695.post7268751592880188057..comments2024-03-28T23:24:22.359-07:00Comments on Lone Star Parson: PowerLSPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08120630078039958644noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3407817413258733695.post-9318486471265522632018-05-21T21:39:38.108-07:002018-05-21T21:39:38.108-07:00LL, there's a reason you're Vicar General ...LL, there's a reason you're Vicar General of the DLC.<br /><br />I like:<br /><br />-When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."<br /><br />Carry on.LSPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08120630078039958644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3407817413258733695.post-71308857431171026032018-05-21T21:37:21.826-07:002018-05-21T21:37:21.826-07:00Adrienne, I think the article's all about risi...Adrienne, I think the article's all about rising up and dethroning our corrupt, lying, elite, NWO Overlords. Who control the "narrative."<br /><br />Break the narrative, break their power, goes the refrain.<br /><br />Good luck.LSPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08120630078039958644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3407817413258733695.post-5941883825511787422018-05-21T21:00:19.988-07:002018-05-21T21:00:19.988-07:00I'm thinking of changing my profession to Evil...I'm thinking of changing my profession to Evil Overlord. I know you thought that's what I did, but it's not. Not yet. I figure (as Hillary did) that it's the quickest way to achieve power. (ha ha ha - evil laugh)<br /><br />-My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.<br />-My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.<br />-My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.<br />-Shooting is not too good for my enemies.<br />-The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.<br />-I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.<br />-When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."<br />-After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.<br />-I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.<br />-I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.LLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05538854359365988863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3407817413258733695.post-51539665349274085732018-05-21T20:49:56.589-07:002018-05-21T20:49:56.589-07:00What did I just read? I guess I'm so tired tha...What did I just read? I guess I'm so tired that I completely lost the drift...Adriennehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01562944653624224107noreply@blogger.com