I present you, dear readers, Canada's Chief of the Defence Staff, Gen. Jennie Carignan: Check zhir out, I dare you:
Punters, do you think Canada's lost? Or are they, like Great Britain itself, simply gambling that they'll never ever, ever have to fight another war again? Now look here, I'm not a betting man, never have been, but I'll lay a solid Guinea on the fighting monkey that Jennie's on the wrong side. Devil take the hindmost and twice as fast, what?
Money on the monkey,
LSP

Portions of Canada are lost.
ReplyDeleteAnd those portions of Canada are forcing the good sections of Canada to pay for the fecklessness and progressive policies.
The good sections are the ones working to leave Canada. To potentially become territories and maybe states of These United States.
Oh Canada could use a man like Herbert McBride again, eh?
ReplyDeleteI was sure that one was gonna break down and cry before she/zee finished reading Zur manifesto. Sorry if I mangled Zur's pronouns, but I feel well oppressed by the confusing mandates of the pronoun commissars.
Crusty Old TV Tech here. That...woman? Confused entity masquerading as a Canadian military officer? (Insert your guess here)? is in no way qualified to lead a gaggle of kindergarten kids to recess break, much less the Armed Forces of a former British dominion! Ye cats and dogs, and all that is Holy and True, what in the ever loving HADES has happened to the MEN that once fought and died at Vimy Ridge? My Nova Scotian Scots ancestors are right now spinning at 10000 RPM in their graves, and might very likely grab their bagpipes and claymores and visit their spectral forms on zher and zher ilk!
ReplyDeleteCanada has a military? Sorry, they do, just not able to do much. She looks like a NORK general with all that bling. See where Alberta will hold a referendum early next year on leaving Canada. That should be interesting.
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