Showing posts with label outlaw. Show all posts
Showing posts with label outlaw. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 21, 2022

Cooking With LSP

 


Wow, you're gonna do that, cook with LSP? Good luck, brother. So they say, but it's not hard. Get out in the field, shoot some dove, clean the birds and let the diminutive breasts rest in brine overnight. Easy.



Next step? Buy some jalapeno peppers, they're cheap, slice 'em in half and scoop out the seeds with a spoon or something, just don't wipe your eyes, obviously. Then fill the hollow pepper halves with cream cheese. Behold the evolution, well done, you've got this far.




The next bit's intuitive. Fillet the meat off the doves and place it on the cream cheese filled peppers, then wrap those bad boys in bacon. Yes, bacon. Secure the little rascals with toothpicks then put them in the oven at around 400, maybe 425's better, your call, there's no "rule."



Then lo and behold, 20 minutes later, delicious poppers. Stand back in amazement and fall upon your scoff.


Like a Warrior,

LSP

Wednesday, September 22, 2021

Country & Western



Years ago some fool said "I thought the Grateful Dead would be cool, but they were just Country and Western."

Yes, fool.

Your Old Friend,

LSP

Monday, February 15, 2021

Monday Night Jukebox


Here we are, watching the snow fall as our wind turbines seize up in a fit of green new deal genius. So what to do? Fire up the jukebox and shoot a few games of pinball while the power lasts. And hey, we play requests. Here they are:




Check out Montana, for the solo. Nice work, Mr. Zappa.


  


And what's wrong with Junior Brown? Nothing at all. Thanks, WSF. But Adrienne wants Janis. Who can blame her? On she goes.



And a great call from Jim, the Dead South. I like that song, spin it up.



Wild Wild West wants some Little Feat. Hey, gets my vote.



And I'll close out this selection of jukebox greatness with Waylon. Because it's awesome.



Have a great night and keep 'em coming. But when the power goes out? Easy, throw last year's broken furniture on the fire.

Cheers,

LSP

Thursday, June 25, 2020

Outlaw


Fed up with Space Rock, which is awesome? Hey, no worries, here's Waylon. Check it out.

Your Pal,

LSP

Friday, April 13, 2018

Prep For The Eschaton



Rain's lashing down, thunder rumbles, lightning flashes and we're listening to Waylon while loading magazines and cleaning actions. Be prepared, right?




For what? The Eschaton. That's getting mighty close, lately, and I ask you, have you seen the doomsday clock tick-tocking more dangerously?




Pray, please, that we don't go to war. Again. Especially as Al-Qaeda's air force and the army of Saudi Arabia.

Lock up the pedo globalists instead.

Your Pal,

LSP