Conventicle of Satan

 

Just as we were starting to feel good about New York up comes this, the Episcopal Cathedral of St. John the Divine overlooking Harlem, all lit up for Pride. Go figure, this is the, ahem, church which hosted Elton John's 60th birthday bacchanal. 

What a celebration, featuring an $18K floral arrangement and a High Altar set up as a stage for the Scissor Sisters, what?, Sting and Paul McCartney. But that was then, 2007, today the cathedral's simply celebrating the deadly sin of pride with  a gay Evensong, an ice cream social, a panel discussion and a specially crafted rainbow celebration of Pauli Murray.

Who is this Pauli Murray? you ask in bemused wonder. Just a regular Communist, lesbian, civil rights activist and the first woman of color (WOC) to be ordained as a priestess in the Episcopal Church (TEC). 

She died in 1985 from cancer and TEC's made her a "saint," which says something about this catastrophically declining denom's  idea of sanctity. That in mind, reflect on the sepulchral hue of the cathedral's pride driven lightshow. Does it suggest heaven or the other place?

You be the judge,

LSP

Hillary And Yoko

Did Hillary Clinton enjoy a sapphic trist with acclaimed musical art genius Yoko Ono? According to the World News Daily Report the answer is an emphatic yes.

Speaking at a press conference in Los Angeles, Yoko allegedly told stunned reporters she'd had a "fling" with the ambitious presidential hopeful in the 1970s.

“We met many times during the New York Vietnam War protests in the 1970s and became very intimate,” said the musically talented celebrity, who went on to say, "We had a brief romantic fling when I lived with John in Manhattan and Hillary was studying at Yale, but eventually we lost touch."

Despite the evidence, Hillary denies she's a lesbian. Speaking on the Howard Stern show, the failed presidential wannabe insisted she didn't find women sexually attractive.

“Raise your right hand, if you’ve never had a lesbian affair,” asked the onetime shock jock.

“Never, never, never! Never even been tempted, thank you very much.”

“Unbelievable,” Stern replied.

Well said, Mr. Stern. But more than this, here at the Compound we're tying to figure out how to say My Woman From Tokyo without saying Yoko. It's not easy. Thanks, LL, and if you're inclined to listen to the literal musical genius of Yoko, click this link.

Music of the spheres,

LSP

Behold The Face Of Disney And Satan

This is Disney's first ever openly partnered lesbian character, a cyclops policeperson called Officer Specter.

You'll notice Specter stands in front of a crescent moon, signifying Islam, and has a horn, something missing from classical cyclopean portraiture. Could it be that the curiously named Specter is the victim of gender reassignment surgery gone disastrously wrong?

Regardless, the ancient race of Cyclops were notoriously known for their drunken brutality. Are Disney and Pixar issuing a sub rosa warning against trans dyke cops? Some would call it a hate crime and you can sign the petition here.

In related news, Drag Queen Story Hour continues apace, here's an infovideo:

This is why drag queen story hour should be banned. Not because children shouldn’t know what drag is, but because of this hyper sexualized crap. https://t.co/JbC8e7btIi

— ✞ Neon Kaiju ✞ (@MDear1221) February 28, 2020

Wow. What kind of parents would do that to their kid. Look, if you can, at their gleeful faces as degeneracy cavorts in front of a child. "Better," says the Gospel, "that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones." (Luke 17:2)

With that in mind, we have to ask who and what is the driving force behind this hatred of children and their innocence. Perhaps "Specter" is telling, it connotes a wraith or spirit of evil aspect and intent. That would be our enemy, Satan.

Defende Nos,

LSP

Bishop Bruno's Shadow Caught in Space?

Remarkable camera footage from the International Space Station (ISS) shows what appears to be a dark shadow cast into the icy void of deep space, which some believe comes from the outsized Bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of Los Angeles.

"Some call him [Bruno] a compassionate champion of social justice. Others see him as a cunning bully. Many Episcopal hierarchs around the United States have similarly bifurcated reputations," stated one pundit, "It's no wonder he cast a dark shadow in space."

The ISS spacecam shows the dark shadow thrown by Bishop Jon Bruno gradually fading as a small blurred object moves into view. 

Bruno has announced his intention to retire after this year's diocesan convention. He will be replaced by Rev John Taylor, a former Chief of Staff to Richard Nixon.

Now fading, Bruno is famous in church circles for selling church property to developers, suing congregations and appointing lesbians to positions of power. 

Ad Astra,

LSP

Hillary and Huma

Hillary Clinton wants to be President. Good luck, America.

She also wants Huma, as her "Body Woman."

They have secret servers and private emails.

But you can't blame Huma.

She's with the revolting Weiner. Remember him?

Maybe he never existed, just like Benghazi.

Your pal,

LSP