Showing posts with label globalist tyranny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label globalist tyranny. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Caravan Time Traveler



A time traveler from Wednesday, November 7, 2018 has brought back a stunning picture of the future, showing what appears to be a giant rainbow pinata on America's southern border.

The futurist, Mr. W. Wolf, says that the gift will be left by a "caravan" of "Guatemalans and MS-13" as a "gift." And because the future isn't fixed, several responses are possible. 

(1) Hit the pinada with artillery.

(2) Napalm.

(3) Haul the pinada through the fence as a triumph of Democrat policy?

(4) Hook it up to a Sikorsky Sky Crane and drop it twenty miles off-shore?

Here at Compound News, we're amazed by these revelations from the future and with the time traveler, urge everyone to get out and vote.

Your Best Friend,

LSP

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Open Borders Begin At Home



Like charity itself, open borders begin at home.




That's why it's important for you to show your open heart with an open door.




Anything else would be Fascist and Nazi, right? So turn the key and open your door!





But seriously, since when did a country having a border and being, you know, a country,become Fascist? Would that be before or after the Democrats wanted to buy millions of potential votes and someone(s) decided to go for broke in the search for dirt cheap labor?




Then again, perhaps it's all down to deleterious effect of magnets on the brain.

You the reader, be the judge,

LSP