Everyone knows that Great Britain was once great, ruled a lot of the world and had an enormous Navy, a Queen Empress and statesmen, like Gladstone, or Churchill. Now it has William Hague, the remarkable Talking Tory Egg.
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| Look! A Talking Egg! |
William Hague can talk and move about, even though he is an egg.
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| Boss Egg |
He is also the Conservative leader of the House of Commons and the first egg to hold that position.
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| Margarine Demon |
William Hague once tried to be a Prime Minister, but England wasn't ready to elect a talking egg as its leader. The U.K. chose Tony instead, who is possessed by a Margarine Demon.
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| Leave the Girl Alone. |
The Hague egg has promised to help Jihad savages returning from Syria if "they have good intentions."
No doubt about it, eggs are pretty smart.
LSP
