"Mondays, I hate Mondays," you groan, flipping over an ancient Boomtown Rats single. But not so fast, we're here to help with yet another uplifting installment of Melania Mondays!, bringing you the latest in the life of America's attractive and glamorous First Lady.
No stranger to selfless duty, Melania took time off from her Thanksgiving celebration to serve lunch to a local Coastgurd station in Florida. After the event, the patriotic former model wrote, "Thrilled to spend part of our Thanksgiving with the local Coast Guard station in Florida. Thank you to all members of the military who keep us safe!"
Good work, FLOTUS, but Vanity Fair wasn't impressed. "There may never have been a First Lady less prepared for or suited to the role," condescended Sarah Ellison for the millionaire socialist fashion magazine. Ellison then quotes a nameless "longterm" friend of the presidential couple, "She didn't want this come hell or high water."
Less prepared for or suited? We don't think so and neither did Melania, who ripped the moneyed leftist glossy.
“Once again part of the liberal media, this time Vanity Fair, has written a story riddled with unnamed sources and false assertions. As a magazine tailored to women it is shameful that they continue to write salacious and false stories meant to demean Mrs. Trump, rather than focus on her positive work as First Lady as a supportive wife and mother,” stated a spokeswoman for the First Lady to CNN, adding, “As has been stated on the record many times before, she is honored by her role,”
Here at Melania Mondays! we have one message for the magazine that famously held up Bruce Jenner as Woman of the Year. Don't mess with Melania, it isn't wise.
And well done First Lady for doing your part to Make America Great Again.
MAGA,
LSP
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Melania has unveiled the first Trump Christmas decorations at a special White House ceremony which included children.
"She looks like an angel," said one awed child.
The First Lady, who is well known for her sense of style and love of children, helped design this year's White House decorations.
And just for kicks, have a look at Michelle's decs, via Adrienne.
MAGA
