Showing posts with label Texas is better than South Kensington. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Texas is better than South Kensington. Show all posts

Monday, June 20, 2011

Texas Beats South Ken


Pit Stop
Back in the olden days, I used to enjoy lounging about in South Ken with the Fact Compiler. He'd say, "But LSP, America is so provincial!" That's absurd. We have "Mojo's".

Cold Air?
We have "Valley Mills",

Dirt Road
the road to Waco,

JB
horses

tasty
and Beer Can Chicken.

+ we can own pistols without being thrown into jail.


I like all those things. A lot. The moral of the story? Texas beats South Ken.


Every blessing for Trinitytide,


LSP