Showing posts with label Melania diamond. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Melania diamond. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Melania Mondays!



Look, don't scorn me, I know it's a Tuesday but it's never too late for Melania Mondays! That's why we're bringing you the latest in the life of America's popular and glamorous Presidential Consort. So what's Melania been up to? Only looking awesome for her official portrait.

What does the picture say about America's attractive First Lady? That she looks good, very good, and is in power unlike, say, Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama. 




Art philosophers have been quick to point out the abstract nature of her portrait's background. This is telling. Melania rises above the ill-defined blur of the political swamp, unlike her rivals, who lost and lost hard.




Keen-eyed pundits have also noted the First Lady is wearing the important Koh-i-Noor diamond, and what can we say? If the stone fits, wear it. 


A Typical Millionaire Socialist

Sorry, Alyssa Milano et al, you've been upstaged for the jealous, hypocritical, canting, rude, vindictive, venal millionaire socialists, you are.

Well done, Melania, for doing your part to make America great again.

MAGA,

LSP